Jadis Taylor

33. Australian Soccer Player.

[jadistaylor]

nikita-cross‌:

Oh I’m sure you are. How about just coffee? 

Just coffee sounds great. When and where gorgeous?

[jadistaylor]

luca-mikelson‌:

She’ll be upset you want to go for her sister. She’s very much into women. Alone too. 

Yeah, but she’s taken already. See I’m into the whole sex and dating thing. 

[jadistaylor]

thereynasantos‌:

I actually ended up with a boy this time. It’s okay though, he’s nice.

What do you do?

Aww that’s sweet. Good, I am glad he’s nice. 

I’m a soccer player. I play for the Australian women’s team. 

[jadistaylor]

nikita-cross‌:

You trying to get on my good side?

I’m trying to get on any of your sides. 

[jadistaylor]

hrh-rafael‌:

Well I know what I’m doing with my afternoon.

Ha! Afternoon. If you get as addicted to it as I did, you might spend every spare moment listening to it for about four weeks. 

[jadistaylor]

hrh-rafael‌:

What was the name again?

Stuff you should know! It’s my favorite thing right now, you are gonna love it!

[jadistaylor]

finn-odell‌:

Good for you, then. It’s as it should be, but then again I’ve never really been much of a person who hides their opinion on anything. Ten times outta ten I’m pissing people off for being a little too vocal about my opinions, but who cares? I’d rather people know what I’m really thinking, rather than some lie, even if it pisses them off. So, either way, I’m glad you don’t hide what you’re thinking. Nice to meet you too… uh, sorry, what’s your name? You should be feelin pretty hot, because you sure as hell are. Was it for any particular occasion?

Yeah, same here. I tend to piss people off quite a bit. That’s so true. I’d rather be honest than play some sort of game you know? Like, I don’t have a shit load of time to waste on pretending to be something I’m not. Oh shit, sorry, my name is Jadis. Well thank you. It was for said failed date. 

[jadistaylor]

nikita-cross‌:

I can do New York.

Great.. Let me get you dinner too?

[jadistaylor]

thereynasantos‌:

That’s so gross. I’m so glad that never happened to me. Not that I ever did the whole dating app thing. 

Well I really hope it happens soon. Then you can ignore all those weird straight couples.

Good! Don’t ever do it! Just find a girl when you go out. 

Me too. It’s hard to date with my schedule though. Maybe when I retire. 

[jadistaylor]

hrh-rafael‌:

Like that village in France that danced to death?

YES! Exactly that!! It’s WILD! 

[jadistaylor]

luca-mikelson‌:

Be jealous. I have the perfect wife.

Does she have a sister that is into girls?

[eve-boudreau]

Jadis + Eve | 10.08.19

[jadistaylor]

eve-boudreau‌:

As long as you can handle some obnoxiousness and stumbles, we’ll be Gucci.

What book? I can see you just being a straight lady killer out there, I feel it in my soul.

I doubt anything you could do would be obnoxious to me. 

Chronicles of Narnia. Its the name of the evil witch so, my parents are super nerds. Hopefully it will be a good night. Be my wingman. 

[jadistaylor]

luca-mikelson‌:

Just a little but i’m lucky I have a very supportive wife.

Ah fucking goals, man. 

[jadistaylor]

adrianblnc‌:

You’re educating me here, never heard of such a thing. You’re giving up on apps though? Must have been a really bad experience for you. Sorry, that happened.

Probably because you aren’t a dumbass that tries to pull that shit. Yeah, done with them. I’ve had nothing but crappy experiences. I’m gonna try to meet someone in a more... traditional way? Maybe? Ah, it will be fine. Just annoying as fuck, you know?

[jadistaylor]

eve-boudreau‌:

Tinder and shit fuckin’ suuuuuucks. I think I used it for a solid few months when it was just getting its wave of popularity but after a few … unsavory experiences it was gone from my phone, too. A lot of my friends use it on nights out, but personally? I’m good.

On another note THAT’S SO MESSED UP! I couldn’t imagine someone being all “you lead me on” or whatever after being like “Oh yeah, by the way I actually already have a partner. I figured you’d be cool with it”. Like, what?

I don’t even mess with Tinder. That shit is god AWFUL. 

Oh yeah especially when it’s like “By the way, my partner has a penis... and I know you said you don’t like those... but we think you would if you tried it.” Gotta love the way society is. By the way. You have amazing eyebrows. 

[jadistaylor]

thereynasantos‌:

People actually do that to queer women? That’s so messed up. I hope you’re okay.

Yeah. A lot actually. I mean, at least on dating apps. Seems like every two swipes theres a “couple looking for their unicorn.” 

I’m fine. Been through it before. It will all end up fine when I find that one special girl for me, you know?

[jadistaylor]

finn-odell‌:

Tell them to fuck off. You don’t need them anyway. That’s bullshit. Now, as a straight man, who wouldn’t and doesn’t mind a good threesome, I’m not going to play a long ass game about it. Also, why the fuck do they have to target bisexual and homosexual women particularly? It’s ridiculous. Anyway, sorry for the bullshit you’re dealing with. I’m Finn, by the way, don’t think we’ve met. Also, that photo is fuckin FIRE.

Trust me, I let them know my thoughts. They target bisexual women because there is a stigma that they are more ‘provocative’ and ‘experimental’ and homosexual women because frankly, there are men that  believe that lesbians just haven’t “been done right” and that they could “fix them”. Or they just want to watch their girlfriend with a girl and assume that having a man there wouldn’t be invasive and awkward at all.  Nice to meet you Finn. Thanks man. I was feelin pretty hot in my suit.