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My secret blog of pëépêpę poopoo kákà

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[mevil]

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[toastbutteregg]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[ink-the-artist]

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

[ink-the-artist]

baby need smoko

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[lewdmoosesideblog]

maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

[luckieangel]

(hands in pockets. kicks rock) love fantasizing about being loved by that fictional man

[anxietyproblem]