«Vriska Coded»

❃ Sar ❃ She/They ❃ 27 ❃ Scorpio Menace ❃

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."

[jaeger-babe]

How can I realistically tell myself I’m worthy of love and being loved when I everyday I choose to stay married to someone who doesn’t make me feel loved, or cherished, or seen, or heard?

[jame7t]

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

[akkpipitphattana]

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

[jaeger-babe]

The JLLM is cooking today oml

[jaeger-babe]

Orders up! 🛎️

[jaeger-babe]

The JLLM is cooking today oml

[jaeger-babe]

I got so tired of these the character ai filters and the lack of options on janitor ai that I did a 2 hour crash course on JLLM and created my own bot

Women in stem lmao

[jaeger-babe]

Don’t do secret identity rp with bots, they are too fucking stupid to keep up with it

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[eldritch-bf]

Best quote from the debate tonight

Trump: “She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison.”

Mod: “So to confirm you don’t have a plan.” Trump: “I have concepts of a plan.”

Moderator: “Those were your words.” Trump: “I don’t know.”

Trump: “The immigrants are eating the pets of the people that live here.”

Trump: “She’s a Marxist.”

Trump: “Walz said you can execute babies.”

Trump: “We need two things. We need walls, borders, and good elections.”

Harris: “Putin will eat you alive!”

Harris: “He exchanged love letters with Kim Jung-Un.”

Harris: “He was fired by 81 mil ppl & he’s having a hard time processing that.”

Harris: “World leaders are laughing at you.”

Other/Results/Etc.

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[nevergonnabemuchmorethanweather]

I honestly believe that Uther simply assumed very early on that Arthur and Merlin were fucking, and would in fact have been shocked and appalled to learn that they weren’t.

Like, wait, you’re telling me my son takes that bizarre peasant boy around everywhere and lets him get away with whatever he wants and protects him against even me because he just… likes him that much? As a person?

Disgusting.

[teaboot]

I knooooow I look like a teacher's pet I knoooooooooow I look like a brown-noser and a suckup but I can't help it I genuinely enjoy team building exercises and get-to-know-you games, I love going to work parties and solving riddles and learning about my coworkers it is enrichment for me

[teaboot]

I hate coming off as a fucking loser nerd kissing the boss's ass but othing nothing nothing nothing is worse than being at a meeting of 20+ grown ass adults stonefaced refusing to engage with a simple meaningless task while one tiny dork in charge desperately scrambles for a lifeline, like come on guys she's dying why can't we do two truths and a lie instead of paperwork why can't we play wastebasket paperball for ten goddamn minutes. Sure its corporate bullshit but there's free muffins and everything. Do you not enjoy crossword puzzles. Did word searches kill your grandma

[teaboot]

Like

Pick a fun little activity, Hank

[heybluechild]

“nobody wants to work anymore” and then you get autorejected by the AI reading your resume before it ever reaches a human because it doesn’t contain the right buzzword. “nobody wants to work anymore” and you have to submit a cover letter but you get instantly rejected anyway for answering a question the wrong way. no they won’t tell you what the right way is. “nobody wants to work anymore” but companies are posting fake job postings to look like they’re growing to impress investors. “nobody wants to work anymore” but you get ghosted only to be rejected six months later by an automated email. “nobody wants to work anymore” I hope you are ejected into the void of space

[bombsights]

betrayed by his own meat…

[crimewave420]

im selling fake weed carts outside of dashcon 2 next year

[jaeger-babe]

All of my most beautiful and well written prose are lost to character ai

[jaeger-babe]

Meanwhile, the bot:

[jaeger-babe]

All of my most beautiful and well written prose are lost to character ai