jagger

24 || they/he || very cool👍🏻 good at biting but in a very normal way for sure

[benihana-circumcision]

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[robovader]

Killer Queen by ksuwabe

[theehorsepusssy]

[punk-m7d]

this fanfic shit's easy

[faxxmodem]

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[slasherslvtt]

Mini repo poster dump cuz I can.. I luv these oh so much!! When I get my hands on a printer OH WE RUNNIN OUTTA INK 😭🙏🤞

[gregg-araki]

Amber Sweet was addicted to the knife.

Paris Hilton as Amber Sweet REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[rpfofficial]

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[distractionsfromthefood]

[krafterwrites]

[silkysousaphone]

[jaggercore]

me: “yeah idk i just feel like im cooking for survival and not really for enjoyment. it sucks that growing up makes the enjoyment leak out of our daily needs”

my gf, smoking a cigarette over a bowl of cereal, dangerously close to the edge of our fire escape: “it does but there’s a certain happiness that can be found in the melancholy of the mundane, cyclical aspects of living”

the twinky sous chef that lives in our spare room: “ooooo gurl that saucey little sauce really in giving mother, mama. she came, she was serve, and she ate downnnnn on that hunty plate purrrrrrr”