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she/her, 25, i don’t tag anything so send me hate mail so i finally delete

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[altivyx]

[omruc]

I cannot stress this enough, this is my all time favorite news story

[land-of-daniel]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[borealsutures]

[hannahlockillustration]

Commission for Michael for his wife for Christmas, to match with a commission from earlier this year.

[otrtbs]

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[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Look everyone's adding tags to the post about cigarettes being sexy and weed being unsexy trying to explain it but the answer is simple: weed is a lame as hell drug. It's a fun drug! It's an enjoyable drug! But it's a lame as hell drug! It has negative cool factor. You're smoking a fuckin doobie? That's the best you got?

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The coolest thing grass can do is be part of a spliff. That's the only way you can even make it a little cool. And what's the other component of a spliff? Sweet, sweet tobacco.

"yeah I got Lemonhead OG and Dookie Cake xL" cool cool so even the names are lame... It's okay to be lame. Not everything can be Midnight Special, Gambler Red, or Marlboro Black. Avert your eyes, weed smoker, lest you begin to have delusions of a life above your station.

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[iamemeraldfox]

Fentanyl is an elf name if there ever was one

[lichen-thr0pe]

All of the full moons of 2024

[memewhore]

[incendavery]

this art exercise is small and simple, but its easy to do anywhere with any materials

[vile-wizard]

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

[rozyholly]

i can't move past Louis' "A message to you Liam if you’re listening" and Zayn's "Liam, I have found myself talking out loud to you, hoping you can hear me" because there was STILL SO MUCH left unsaid.

[louisforlunch]

What are you thankful for this year? x

[guooey]

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you