Shee-it.

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[scoretheearth]

She has a few words.

[shy-waterlilies]

please tell me more!!!

[copperbadge]

The gentle alien preaches her strange gospel. 

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Brogle

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[elvisglasses]

*you’re doing amazing sweetie*.gif

[babyanimalgifs]

i am.. crying

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[confirmance]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[ex0skeletal]

Borzoi Puppy

[lostangelssong]

Hey @zero-alice

[bears-official]

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

[realtaa]

@mwuffie

[ex0skeletal]

Borzoi Puppy

[lostangelssong]

Hey @zero-alice

[bears-official]

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

[realtaa]

@mwuffie

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[takeitaway-penny]

Somebody airdropped this to me in class…

[annoyinger]

It was your teacher

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

Ryan Reynolds is officially my favorite person

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[katsen13]

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

[one-of-the-birds]

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

[filibusterfrog]

tusky business