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Jamie, born sometime in the 90s. Actual anime trash android with no human feelings. My blog is a mess, just like my life. I can't even apologize. Also, feel free to ask me anything, if you want. [theme under construction indefinitely. because I'm too lazy to use anything but mobile.]

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[renebriller]

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

[beenoman]

[cknd]

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

[m-thegreatandpowerful]

Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle--wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house---

Um............. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES HE NEED A LEASH? A.... PET BED? HE HAS NO HOME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I AM NOT SHARING MY BED WITH HIM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING

UPDATE: IT HISSES WHEN YOU GO UP TO IT AND CLICK "A" AND YOU CAN MOVE IT AROUND LIKE FURNITURE. THIS IS NOT NATURAL. I DONT LIKE THIS

ANOTHER UPDATE: YOU CAN SET HIM ON TOP OF THINGS???

[teuer]

[bikinibottomtwitter]

People just don’t understand…(via)

[catchymemes]

[moosemakes]

Roses are red

Storm clouds are grey

[fanwright]

Poetry is great.

[firenationandrecreation]

lemme try…

Roses are red,

Some tulips are black,

[thesilvershire]

The roses have bloomed,

The ground is muddy,

[nasmora]

THIS IS SO ICONIC ALSHDJSKFKDJG

[thelibrarina]

I have never seen a single episode of ATLA, but I can fill in all of these blanks.

[season8idontknowher]

@shenzuul @jaihm

[paxamericana]

DNC now vs DNC in november

[juanitasupreme]

[prncssguya]

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

us government be like

[coutureicons]

iris van herpen spring 2020 couture

[secretly-of-course]

Full offense but all these colleges and universities sending kids home should refund their housing and meal plans for those weeks.

[kakashi]

one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara

that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up

[leoriowithaknife]

literally the manga version of this

[pickypicnic]