Hank: I’m Hank Hill, and my idea of a good psychiatrist is a bartender who pours without a spout.

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Hank: I’m Hank Hill, and my idea of a good psychiatrist is a bartender who pours without a spout.
Homer: We fought about it for ages, but our family couldn't agree if we should cremate or bury Grandpa. So we're letting him live for now.
Carl: Don't get smart!
Bobby: This is school. Aren't you supposed to, like, encourage that or something?
Bug: Oh my gosh! This pizza looks exactly like the Holy Mother herself!
Dale: It looks like Dolly Parton.
Bug: Exactly!
Peggy: my son put some Trix in his ant farm. Instead of eating them. The ants dug up all of the dead ants in the farm and piled them on top of the Trix. Not sure what that means. But I’m not eating Trix anymore.
I am curious about something.
What would Hank Hill do when he meets Phineas and Ferb?
Help them with the Project?
Help Candace bust them out of parental concern?
Bobby: what’s a good prank that I can pull on my folks?
Merida: wait until they’re blackout drunk and then lock ‘em in the water tower with the Warners.
Bobby: I like you.
Merida: likewise.
King Of The Hill is pending approval.
King Of The Hill has been Approved.
John: I have just found out that your boss isn’t supposed to hit you.
Hubert (throwing both of his slippers at John’s head): SHUT UP ZOIDBERG!!!!
John (cowering): I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!
Phineas: So if Perry is Dr D’s surrogate brother. Does this make Vanessa our cousin?
Ferb: god I hope not.
King Of The Hill is pending approval.
Jaime: why would I need weighted blankets when I sleep underneath Pleiades, Kal and Padraic??
Carol: Maybe that bastard paperboy is right. I am just a mean old lady.
Merida: you miserable little biscuit whore.
Gene: women want me and fish fear me.
Timmy: not one word of that is true.
The Core
The biggest prison in this world is The Core. So called because it’s situated in the Earth’s Core. It’s where the cartoons that I hate go. For example. Family guy. American dad. South park. HBO velma. Etc etc. Yeah. I know it’s petty. But my work. My rules. Bob’s Burgers, however, are allowed to roam free. Because that show is fucking hilarious.
Update:
The family and supporting characters from The Great North are NOT in The Core. Because frankly. That show is fucking hilarious. Especially Moon Tobin.
Zephyr: Melody is my peace because I’m already an overthinker.