13 is a woman!!

The real Bad Place is the friends we made along the way

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Plasterer (1946) and The Builder – Study (1962)

[girl-bateman]

kinda gay to have an evil alter ego... you're literally hallucinating another man ?? Why? So you can kiss him ? gayass.

[faithlesscompanion]

[jaimeryant]

Are you guys missing the part where he murders him and cuts his balls off or

[mousenemy]

At least they got the autopilot working correctly

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[thatdisasterauthor]

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

[need-a-new-reality]

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

[drst]

Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.

[the-bibrarian]

Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.

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:))))))))

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[mangonetics]

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

[dailyhistoryposts]

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

[fandom]

Happy anniversary to [tumblr]’s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhh-im-not-me]

it gets better

[abortionado]

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[egberts]

dying about this random lady's fuck up from the architecture shaming group

[clowder-l]

Reminds me of that lady who though she was posting on a livestock page instead of the baby page.

[elfgrunge]

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one

[nevver]

Matt Shirley

[durnesque-esque]

I fixed it

[anothera]

I feel like the type of people who ship Joe x Rhys are also the ones who are rooting for Joe and think the show seems to think he’s redeemable

[jaimeryant]

No one hates Joe more than the creators of the show!!

[nagumoanarchive-deactivated2025]

My mood after the season finale of YOU

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"after season 4 I just can't sympathize with joe anymore, he revealed himself to be an awful person"

[jaimeryant]

CLOWNS