Uncomf

Slither slither all snakes hither

[nadjaofstatenisland]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Your vagina is average]

[thyrell]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[girlnephew]

[helloitsbees]

[scizor-supports-sjws]

[jeekoftheweek]

[wokeuplaughing]

[toastbutteregg]

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

we watched modern times in seventh grade n I saw this shot n just took it face value that he was a twinky butch. for three years

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

I only found out he wasn’t because in tenth grade the topic of old hollywood leading ladies came up w my friends n I went “I think it’s so cool how charlie chaplin did all those drag roles. she was cute too haha” n they all looked at me like I’d said something just truly fucking insane. which for the record I had

[lakevida]

internet wiccan tries to harm me with an emoji spell but i narrowly survive bc my phone is too old for updates so i just get black rectangles, easily one of my favorite color and shape combinations

[reparrishcomics]

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[pinene]

google you gotta relax

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[squided]

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

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