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[jalanibabi]

i hate when people tell me to calm down. bitch, if I’m mad, I’m gonna act mad. 😂😂 you will get screamed at 😭

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[drcaligosto-moving]

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

[just-sun-thoughts]

Help this person get a bird bird and sunlight idk B I R D

[im-the-hokagay]

Get this child a bird

[georgieboah]

!!!

[bree-the-cute-glitterpuff]

That moment when you meet someone and it feels like you’ve known each other for a long time

[jalanibabi]

I know the feeling 😘

[avengersthings]

[the-undelicate-butterfly-deacti]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A SAFEHOUSE BLOG AND NEVER SENT ANON HATE OR ANY HATE FOR THAT MATTER

[lucky-lez]

Never send hate. Never.

[kimmycup]

I’ve seen meme posts with more notes and that makes me sad.

[lordzuuko]

parents: what did you do today

me: nothing

parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????

me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don’t particularly care to learn about them and I don’t have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

THIS.

[sassysousa]

Thank you for putting it in words

[barbara-lazuli]

i found it. the post i relate to the most

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who messages you at 3am to tell you how happy he is that you’re in his life

[jalanibabi]

don't play with MY feelings because YOURS will get hurt even worse. 🤷🏾

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[remembering-vine]

On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.

Yip.

[remanence-of-love]

Incredible (worth the read)

[bree-the-cute-glitterpuff]

I’m so mad rn I’m calm… That means someone is about to die. Y'all fake ass bitches better get out my way…

[jalanibabi]

Go off 👏🏾

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way girls and boys can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[bree-the-cute-glitterpuff]

“I have an undying love for food and memes”

-@jackslittleavery

[jalanibabi]

It's true 🤷🏾

[jalanibabi]

Bitches are mad fake

[jalanibabi]

K, so this is just gonna be a random blog full of everything and anything.