Mr. Sir

Jam, y’all. I have opinions on freezer jam vs cooked jam so I’m just assuming Bitty does too. My omgcp sideblog

[poindesticker]

i don't know if there's been any other emerald city comic con town criers yet but. check please year five frog year. by the way.

[skeletonzimms]

actually shitty is the only person ever to have taken an am i gay quiz and have the answer be no

[loveliesttime]

the concept of jack zimmermann having a selfie with jungkook is gonna keep me going today

[halfabreath]

I think we as a fandom need to grow up and acknowledge that Ransom and Holster very likely have a finance podcast by now. I’m sorry but we can’t keep ignoring it like this even though it hurts

[omgcheckplease]

I wish there were a book series that could satisfy my needs

[skullism]

I'M SO CALM AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS

source

[omgericzimmermann]

Adam "Holster" Birkholtz would be extraordinarily unwell about Ted Lasso you can't change my mind

[omgericzimmermann]

I’m talking like updated his glasses to match Trent Crimm’s. Ugly cried over Roy and Keeley’s break up. Keeps spinning out the Roy/Keeley/Jamie poly situation conspiracy theories to anyone who will listen. He once said to Ransom “we’re just like Ted and Beard with how we finish each others’ thoughts and know each other so well!” and Ransom had to be like “Adam we’ve been married for three years what the fuck are you talking about.”

[ngoziu]

just made it back from Tiktok. they want Joe Burrows to play Kent Parson

[ngoziu]

me: nursey has a mom and a dad

tumblr fandom: actually nursey has 2 moms

tiktok fandom: nursey has 8 moms and each day we shall add another mom until our demands are met

[spending-life-pretending]

do yall even care that ngozi ukazu is making tiktoks responding to comments requesting nurseydex content rn. do yall even know what this is doing to me.

[omgcheckplease]

Happy—30TH BIRTHDAY ERIC BITTLE?

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Holster goes into Samwell thinking he’s gonna hate Jack because Jack’s soooo talented at hockey and soooo well connected and soooo rich but he actually hates Jack because Holster mentioned SNL and Jack was like “Oh. Is that … a class”

[petals42]

addition: Alicia Zimmermann has hosted SNL.

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Jack: Ten years ago I convinced an acquaintance of mine that I had no idea what SNL was. Today I’m hosting.

Holster, from the audience: And you’re still an ASSHOLE

Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[montrealmadison]

what is this feeling, so sudden and new?

[lardosducks]

interviewer: so, jack, what was your first big purchase after you joined the falconers? a car? vacation? 

jack, thinking about how the day after his contract was finalized he accepted a $700 venmo request from shitty with the comment “fee for making me watch a documentary on the franco-prussian war”: i got a new watch

[seetheholidaylights]

*chanting* CHECK PLEASE REAL! CHECK PLEASE REAL!

[ohyoufool]

good morning. zimbits honeymoon location where?

behold the magic of love (nonexhausive)

somewhere in the US (Florida not allowed fuck Ron desantis)

magical European beach vacation (Italy, Greece, Portugal)

Scandinavian European vacation (there will be skating under northern lights)

Caribbean/Bahamas (featuring enough sunscreen and rum punches to drown god)

Asia (Thailand, Japan, South Korea, Bitty’s food vlog from the trip is iconic)

Mexico/Costa Rica (dancing in the moonlight dot mp3)

Hawaii (photo caption: Lei all your love on me)

no honeymoon (?? They’re millionaires but it could happen)

somewhere the fuck in canada (jesus jack)

other option that you’ll put in tags

Voting ended onJul 28, 2024

[aristocrating]

constantly thinking about how each member of the SMH team has some sort of reality-bending power that somehow relates to their personality. ransom and holster have their own Hockey Shit pocket dimension, bitty can instant-bake, dex can macgyver anything, nursey can (seemingly?) teleport? (though its probably just related to a supernatural ability to annoy dex) and jack can just manifest hockey anywhere he goes

and johnson obviously has his whole Deadpool medium awareness thing going on

one day i will write a superhero AU centered around these stupidly specific details

[why-i-love-comics]

Barda (2024)

by Ngozi Ukazu