25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

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25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day
Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk
I’m loving these protest pups!
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
i cannot believe “if it fits, i sits” transcends boundaries in this way
me: i feel very pretty today
margaret atwood facsimile that lives in my brain: you only feel happy because you’re fulfilling a male fantasy and the world has conditioned you to directly assign your self-worth to how men think of you
me: its true but you shouldn’t say it!!! 😭
depression culture is switching between doing buzzfeed quizzes, watching vine compilations on youtube, scrolling netflix for 45 mins then watching 20 mins of a movie u loved as a kid before getting bored and going back to doing buzzfeed quizzes
summary of eleven and hoppers relationship
me to a waitress when she tells me of a minor inconvenience: no problem! that’s okay!
waitress: ??! you’re so kind! thank you! i’m so sorry!!
me: are you Ok
me, gently touching the waitress’ arm: who hurt you
The sixth, and final, season will consist of just eight episodes and focus on Robin Wright’s character after Kevin Spacey was fired over sexual misconduct allegations
WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER
Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt
The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.
reblogging this for that 2018 good luck
Speaking this into existence.
Speak to your future, watch it speak back.
THAT PART!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
y’all are really out here acting like having over 60 marvel characters in one movie is a good idea