mommamona:
“So basically you’re a pervert. Great. That makes me feel so much better.”
“Is there a particular reason what goes on in my bedroom — or, you know, on balconies — matters so much to you?”

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mommamona:
“So basically you’re a pervert. Great. That makes me feel so much better.”
“Is there a particular reason what goes on in my bedroom — or, you know, on balconies — matters so much to you?”
mommamona:
“I might believe you if I wasn’t still teaching my kid that you are not her father. And I’m more concerned about the handcuffs, unless you’ve suddenly become a magician.”
"Oh. Oh. No, no, no. Its not like that. Those are strictly for... personal use. Like, extremely personal."
jimmyjinjin:
“You declared your love for the entire frat. In song. At the talent show. Then you went to have a very good night with a hot blonde.”
“Could’ve been worse. It’s definitely better than how I ended things at our blow out at the end of last semester. And the blonde, I remember her. Just not her name.”
mommamona:
“I’m not entirely sure I should be letting you near my child after that confession.”
“Hey! I never drink when I’m watching kids. Never. Nothing comes before the welfare of a child. Just because I like to enjoy myself not mean I'm suddenly incapable of caring for children.”
timid-amira:
“Don’t worry, I didn’t stay that very long at the after party. By the time it was midnight I was in my dorm room.”
"I’d say you should’ve stayed longer but I don’t think my night ended well, based on the looks I’ve been getting. You probably had the right idea.”
“I’m gonna have a totally reasonable explanation for my behavior last night. Just as soon as someone reminds me what exactly I did. I mean, I remember the handcuffs but it gets a little fuzzy around midnight ”
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jason doesn’t exactly have a NEED to be wandering the student activity fair — he’s got hockey and asce — but he’s here anyway, looking curiously at the brightly colored flyers he doesn’t take and laughing at the clubs he knows are total FRAUDS. it’s GOOD to see the sidewalks crowded once again — the weeks of summer pre-season always seem a little lonely.
jamie’s voice carries down through the crowd, and lips flick into an easy grin, broad shoulders making it easier for him to push his way towards the frat infamous for their great kegsters. he snags a flyer from one of the guys, blue eyes scanning it, flicking to the side to eye the freshies looking nervous or excited. “ dude — sweet. i was wondering when you guys were gunna kick off the semester. ”
Jamie’s smile grows at the sight of Jason. One of his favorite things—no his favorite thing period—about a new semester is seeing his friends again. Summers at home are never lonely, not with all the kids running around his house. But Jamie has a whole family of frat brothers and friends at Yalton and the breaks seem empty without them.
“Gotta build up anticipation,” Jamie says to Jason as he hands a flyer to another freshman. “You don’t know how hard it was to convince some of the guys not to do something on day one.”
Starting the semester with a rager would be fun—start everything off with a bag—but Jamie doesn’t think he could live with the guilt of tiny freshmen missing all their classes on the second day of school.
beaxdurand:
“I had a bit of one earlier, I promise you there’s nothing special in them. If there were, I’d be a bit worried over what my mother is doing with her cooking,” she replied. “Oh that reminds me, I may have signed up do recruitment for a sorority.”
“You did?” Jamie asked, eyes brightening. The Greek system had done a lot for him during his time at Yalton and the prospect of Bea having the same experience excited him. Jamie only ever wanted the best for his friends. “Which sorority? Delta Nu Delta does a lot of good stuff.”
beaxdurand:
Beatrice smiled. “Aw, you thought of me?” she said, jokingly putting her hand to her heart. “So sweet. Oh by the way, my mum made brownies for just getting back to school for my friends and I. They’re in my dorm if your interested. Please eat them, because I probably won’t really.”
“I'm down for a few brownies,” Jamie said, with a shrug. Something felt a little off but he wasn’t sure what and he wasn’t going to push it. “Just as long as they’re the normal kind. Just a life tip: always treat a tray of brownies in a frat house with skepticism. And definitely don’t eat them right before a swim meet.”
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mommamona:
Mona liked to think she’d become a better person since she became a mother and a Christian. But Jamie was far too easy to manipulate and frat boy or not, he was good with kids. Mona didn’t have the time to be picky when it came to free babysitting, especially late nights when the church’s daycare was unavailable. But she was not out for free baysitting today. No, she had a much bigger bone to pick with Jamie. She waited until he was done hitting on the passing freshman before placing a picture her daughter had drawn in front of Jamie. “You’re apparently the father of my child, appa.” She glared. “Apparently, Peggy learned the word from the ‘funny pink haired man’ who told her to call you that.”
A chorus of immature “oooh”s rang in Jamie’s ears. Jamie loved his frat brothers but judging the appropriateness of things was not generally among any of their strengths. Jamie gaped at the picture, mouth opening and closing like a fish. He was in it. Peggy and Mona, too. All labeled to the best of little Peggy’s ability. Shock aside, Jamie was impressed He’d probably have put it up on the house fridge if no one had explained the context in which Peggy drew it.
Jamie stepped out from behind the booth and forced his body to move closer to Mona. He spoke in a low, uneven whisper.
“Can—can we talk about this somewhere else? Please? I’m sure... I’m sure there’s some totally understandable explanation for this.”
Of frat brothers in or around the Fox Beta Kappa booth, Jamie was the only constant presence. He didn’t mind. This was what he signed up for when he ran for president of the frat. Hell, he loved Fox Beta Kappa so much he’d probably be doing the same thing even if he’d lost. Jamie was determined to make this year the best one he could for his brothers.
“Come to our Welcome Week party at the Fox Beta Kappa house! Saturday night, everybody’s gonna be done with their classes; there's no reason you shouldn’t.” Jamie winked at a freshman passing by. “Everyone is welcome.”
jimmyjinjin:
“Because you vowed to protect us in sickness and in health. For richer or poorer. And whenever we make stupid mistakes because a girl gives you jaegar which turns out to mix very badly with a brownies.”
“...Well, I guess we’re just gonna have to try even harder than normal during Rush Week. And be more careful about what we consume, right, Jin?.”
beaxdurand:
Beatrice was writing what she just ate in her journal when someone threw something at her. She jumped, quickly catching it before curiously inspecting the item. “What is it?”
Jamie grinned, though he felt a bit guilty for catching Bea off guard. “That is a gift. I saw one of my high school teachers over the summer and he gave me that bit. It’s great. I thought you'd like it.”
jimmyjinjin:
“There is a perfectly valid for reason that happened… And you should definitely take it up with our much more upstanding chapter president.”
“‘Chapter president’ does not mean ‘person you blame for everything’, Jin. We’ve talked about this. Are you going to at least tell me why I have to explain why the quad is flooded?”
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