Spock is not just canonically a slut who fucks, he has ALWAYS canonically been a slut who fucks going aaaalllll the way back to 1966 and imo we the fandom need to embrace that more
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Spock is not just canonically a slut who fucks, he has ALWAYS canonically been a slut who fucks going aaaalllll the way back to 1966 and imo we the fandom need to embrace that more
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my favorite thing about pangolins is how they hold their foreclaws off the ground while walking to avoid damaging them because they need them to dig for their prey
they all either look like they're trying to butter up Grandma to ask her for money or they're scheming to get one over on those pesky kids
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LOOK AT THIS SILLY CREACHUR <3
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Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
Wait do people NOT flush the unholy drink cloaca with a second-long push of your chosen drink before filling your cup?
Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
#you want to know a sentence that rewrote my brain:#most people have never been 20#more than half of humans ever born never made it to 20#which. is so crushingly sad to me i can't think about it for too long and also weirdly tempering when i'm angry at the state of the world#most people have never been 20! is it any wonder we're bad at being people sometimes! it's so new. we're young to it#anyway#i'm so stupidly grateful to live in the present and for modern medical technology (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
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Never Forget what Childhood Vaccines and Antibiotics have done.
The two most powerful words in the English language, owed entirely to the efficacy of vaccines, are thus;
âSmallpox was.â
For most of history, smallpox was (!!!) the scourge that haunted human civilisations. We have evidence of smallpox from mummies c. 1350BCE in Egypt. Itâs speculated to be one of causative agents of the Plague of Athens c. 430BCE. There were outbreaks of smallpox in Angola in 1484, in South Africa in 1731 that wiped out entire clans of Khoisan people. There was at least one major smallpox epidemic almost every decade across Europe.
Smallpox was transmitted by droplet/aerosol infection; it tore through even the smallest population centres. Typical smallpox incurred a blistering fever, raised pustules, debilitating joint and back pain; if you lived â and that was a fat fucking if, as typical smallpox had a mortality rate of 30% â youâd have tell-tale pockmark scarring, and face stigma for the rest of your life. Some were left blinded.
The worst form of the disease was haemorrhagic smallpox; all the agony of typical smallpox, with the addition of skin haemorrhage and pinpoint haemorrhage in the spleen, liver, kidneys and gonads. Near-universally fatal, haemorrhagic smallpox made up 5-10% of all cases. Of this number, 72% were children.
The global smallpox vaccination campaigns of 1958 to 1977 were a monumental effort by the World Health Organization and its global associates, backed by incredibly diligent public health work and epidemiological monitoring.
Wherever there were outbreaks, there was herd immunisation. Health bodies campaigned tirelessly for the general population to be immunised. In the â70s, a concerted effort was made by the WHO to ensure vaccines were administered in the most remote and vulnerable communities in the Horn of Africa, South Asia and the Pacific.
In 1980, the world was officially, finally free of one of itâs oldest adversaries; universal vaccination had been achieved, and there was no population that could act as a reservoir for smallpox.
If mankind has only one great achievement, itâs the smallpox vaccine; to date, smallpox is the only human disease to be completely eradicated.
After over two millennia of suffering, mass disability and death, humanity finally had the means to give one of itâs biggest threats the biggest possible fuck you, and through scientific and public health collaboration, careful epidemiological monitoring and countless hours of on-the-ground vaccination efforts, managed to blot it from existence entirely.
Where there is vaccine coverage, childhood diseases with high morbidity and mortality rates like whooping cough, diphtheria, influenza B and have dropped.
We have vaccines for TB, another of our greatest and longest adversaries.
With enough effort to counter misinformation, more people fighting for vaccine equality, patent free medication for communicable disease, and universal vaccine coverage, and everyone making sure to keep up to date with their vaccinations, one day, we could be fortunate enough to be able to say;
âTuberculosis was.â
âSmallpox was.â
Fuck. That hit me hard.
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I'm quite fond of the heroes of my field have slain one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse
There is another disease we can say that about. Rinderpest was a disease of cattle that sometimes caused 100% mortality in naive herds. A vaccine was developed in the 1960s and it was declared to be eradicated worldwide in 2010.
Rinderpest is closely related to the measles virus and spreads in a very similar way. We could do the same with measles in humans if we really wanted to.
Backrooms (2026) â Directed by Kane Parsons
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i donât need to say it
donât say anything. just reblog this if youâre thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture
This oneâs for the tumblrinas
lets make cookies guys!
Sugar
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Salt
Baking powder
Vanilla extract
Chocolate chips
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought Iâd get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: âAw man, that guyâs cake is way better than mine.â The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork âHOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!â]
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âHoly shit two cakes,â I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know itâs not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of âtwo cakesâ. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought Iâd get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: âAw man, that guyâs cake is way better than mine.â The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork âHOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!â]
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âHoly shit two cakes,â I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know itâs not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of âtwo cakesâ. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
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When I worked at the place selling oils and vinegars Iâd sometimes get asked about food. I was, and remain, wildly unqualified to ask about food, but thankfully it was pretty rare. Usually our shoppers were fully aware they knew more than me and they were content to ignore me.
One day a woman in her fifties came in. She looked at the pretty amphora displays and the sample cups before she turned to me. âWhat would go well with steak?â
âOh, some of the fruit vinegars would be a nice finisher,â I said, talking out my ass. Like, Iâd eat that but whether itâs conventionally accepted to douse a steak in mango vinegar is up for debate.
âIâve been a vegetarian for forty years, but my doctor suggested I might need more red meat. So I thought Iâd get a steak tonight and I donât know much about preparing it.â
I stared at this woman. This fully adult human woman. Who had just spoken to a doctor. And I said, âDo not buy a steak tonight.â
âWhat? Why?â
âYouâve been a vegetarian for forty years?â
âYes?â
âThen your body has no idea how to process meat. You will get so sick.â It was pure luck that I knew this. I had a few hardcore vegetarian friends who had been exposed to meat at potluck dishes and told me about the ensuing horrors as their gentle veggie gut biome was overrun with flesh. And how consequently their toilet overfloweth.
âReally?!â
âYes,â I said, emphatically. âIf you want to try to incorporate meat I would start with a tiny portion of fish, and slowly work your way up, but your insides will not know what to do with steak.â
âWow! Iâm so glad I mentioned that to you.â
I was likewise glad, and ended up selling her a light vinegar that would go nicely with fish. I donât know if she didnât have any other vegetarian friends or if her doctor hadnât said anything to prep her for a radical diet change but it still blows my mind that she didnât know she couldnât just cook up and enjoy a steak.
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You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.
Hot cross buns?
Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY
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It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:
So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest
I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday đđđ
Should I tell her đ€
NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO
That is a new level of containment breach