Spock is not just canonically a slut who fucks, he has ALWAYS canonically been a slut who fucks going aaaalllll the way back to 1966 and imo we the fandom need to embrace that more
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Spock is not just canonically a slut who fucks, he has ALWAYS canonically been a slut who fucks going aaaalllll the way back to 1966 and imo we the fandom need to embrace that more
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
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“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
additions from the og artist (credit)
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (June 8, 2026)
When I worked at the place selling oils and vinegars I’d sometimes get asked about food. I was, and remain, wildly unqualified to ask about food, but thankfully it was pretty rare. Usually our shoppers were fully aware they knew more than me and they were content to ignore me.
One day a woman in her fifties came in. She looked at the pretty amphora displays and the sample cups before she turned to me. “What would go well with steak?”
“Oh, some of the fruit vinegars would be a nice finisher,” I said, talking out my ass. Like, I’d eat that but whether it’s conventionally accepted to douse a steak in mango vinegar is up for debate.
“I’ve been a vegetarian for forty years, but my doctor suggested I might need more red meat. So I thought I’d get a steak tonight and I don’t know much about preparing it.”
I stared at this woman. This fully adult human woman. Who had just spoken to a doctor. And I said, “Do not buy a steak tonight.”
“What? Why?”
“You’ve been a vegetarian for forty years?”
“Yes?”
“Then your body has no idea how to process meat. You will get so sick.” It was pure luck that I knew this. I had a few hardcore vegetarian friends who had been exposed to meat at potluck dishes and told me about the ensuing horrors as their gentle veggie gut biome was overrun with flesh. And how consequently their toilet overfloweth.
“Really?!”
“Yes,” I said, emphatically. “If you want to try to incorporate meat I would start with a tiny portion of fish, and slowly work your way up, but your insides will not know what to do with steak.”
“Wow! I’m so glad I mentioned that to you.”
I was likewise glad, and ended up selling her a light vinegar that would go nicely with fish. I don’t know if she didn’t have any other vegetarian friends or if her doctor hadn’t said anything to prep her for a radical diet change but it still blows my mind that she didn’t know she couldn’t just cook up and enjoy a steak.
Mutuals do this
You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.
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Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY
(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)
It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:
So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest
I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭
Should I tell her 🤭
NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO
That is a new level of containment breach
Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.
hey whats with that sign
If a Minotaur design is just a bull’s head on a fully human body, I tend to think that’s more visibly monstrous than versions that try to incorporate more cow elements into the design.
Like if your Minotaur looks like this:
It’s less visibly human, but it looks more cohesive. By incorporating bovine elements throughout its design, it looks biologically stable. It looks like it evolved into this or was designed with intention. It looks like it’s supposed to look like this.
If your Minotaur looks like this:
Uh Oh that’s a kindergarten craft glued together and forsaken by the gods. This is the result of the mad tinkerings of chaos. It looks like it was thrown together with scraps of what was left lying around. It Will Kill You Or It Will Explode Because Of Poor Engineering
Yesterday I was looking through my bead because I wanted to do some bracelets or charms for PHM since, as you know, I am currently obsessed. And I found these two bags of natural looking beads I bought ages ago:
And obvioulsy my first thought was It's Rocky and Adrian!
So I got to work. First I made a Rocky charm for the big project I was cooking up:
(It is an interpretation, okay? I know you have to be very imaginative to get it. I wanted to mix both the book and the movie designs into one but I had the resources I had and this is what came out, but I love him anyway)
But then I indulged myself and made tiny rocky and tiny adrian to put on my shelf and guys... They are just so freaking cute!
I love them so much I might actually cry!
I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw
Love that this alien arm is clearly just green bubblewrap. 70s prosthetics I love you
Classic SF once again betrayed by a clear, static-free signal and a flat digital screen
This is how I remember classic Who and Star Trek, folks, with signal ghosts and scanning lines (but usually with more static/snow)
Sharing this on my main because it appears from the notes that it's useful for some modern viewers.
You KNOW classic SF used the limited displays of CRT television and the static of transmitted signals the way theaters use stage makeup and lighting to make inexpensive props look great fine— take advantage of the medium! But it's hard to imagine how it looked if you've only seen Blu-ray HD restorations.
I swear to you, despite classic Who using bubble wrap for years as one of its go-to materials that reflected light in interesting ways, we never realized that's what it was.
List of things Indians think of as desi but are actually Mexican in origin:
Chilli peppers. Yes even naga chillies. Yes even the red kashmiri chillies. If it isn't from the Piper nigrum or Piper longum plants, its not from the subcontinent, sorry folks.
Marigolds. Everyone is aghast when I tell them this but marigolds are very very Mexican and came over in the Colombian exchange . Yes I know they're in every event and they're used religiously. No I have no clue how a religion as ancient-scripture-focused as hinduism adopted a foreign flower so quickly. Don't as me. All i know is that when Mexicans find out we've been decorating wedding altars with this flower they have some VERY mixed feelings.
Tomatoes. My father refuses to believe me on this one but it is also a columbian exchange plant
Corn of all varieties. This one specifically for my Punjabis. I know we love our makki di roti but yall. Yall we don't even nixtamalize it. We are doing corn wrong. There is however debate on whether this came over in the columbian exchange because there is certain evidence suggesting the presence of corn in the Indian subcontinent before that....nothing proven tho.
List of things that Mexicans think of as Mexican but are actually Indian:
Agua de Horchata (75%). Cinnamon is from the Indian subcontinent. The dairy cattle most popular in Mexico descend from the variety domesticated in India (we domesticated cattle twice, once in the subcontinent and once in Europe, which is why you have the cows with the humps and the cows with the classic patches. They're different but very similar). Sugar was first crystalized in India (sugarcane itself was domesticated all over the place). Water doesn't count as an ingredient so that's 3 out of 5 ingredients that are desi.
Tamarind. May be native to Africa but it was domesticated in India, so I'm calling dibs. While we're here I'm also gonna call dibs on Agua de Tamarindo. Its literally just Imli Sharbat. All the ingredients are Indian anyways.
Mangoes. Don't think this one is a surprise to anyone but yes those are ours :) you're welcome world
Limes. Native to the Indian subcontinent! Mexico and India are the largest global producers of limes actually, isn't that so fascinating?
Hibiscus! We love your flower and you love ours. Funny how that works.
I just think its really cool that so much of what both cultures consider intrinsic to their food systems today is borrowed from a similar but different culture from the opposite side of the globe. Also, while we're here
List of things that both cultures evolved without any apparent communication:
Oxidized silver jewellery. Tribal jewellery in both parts of the world seems to love the beaten silver look. Bonus points if it has turquoise
Cowrie shells. To be fair this one seems to be pretty damn global. Idk why everyone universally decided this snail looked like money but apparently it just do. But not all cultures retain the obsession/reverence for the shell. We do.
Feasts for the dead. You have a festival where you make a bunch of food for your ancestors? We have a festival where we make a bunch of food for our ancestors! Fun stuff
Handlebar mustaches. 100% believe that if you leave a group of bearded men from each of these cultures alone in a room with no common language they would come out best friends. Power of the 'stache.
Masks. Big colorful painted masks, often made of wood, often kinda scary looking (but not always). Used in dances but ALSO used to watch/guard homes and doorways and the like. We default to this big toothed angry looking guy. I believe Mexico prefers a jaguar looking thing? I'm a bit fuzzy on the details
Fried Dough Container With Pre-Cooked Filling. Samosa? Empanada? They're cousins. Yes they fall into the larger dumpling family but Pre Cooked Filling is an important differentiator here.
Flatbread With Veggies And Meat And Sauces. Look the only difference between the taco and any roti dish is how you're getting the ingredients into your mouth. I said what I said.
Big Bowl Of Fruit With Seasoning and Sauces. Fruit salad? Fruit chaat? chaat masala gets replaced with tajin, chamoy becomes tamarind chutney, same same but different.
Artworks Of Native Big Cats Eating Colonizers. Ok so this one isn't Mexican its Colombian but it deserves an honorary mention, so. Fans of Misionero Comido Por Tigre by Noé León, I would like to introduce you to the automaton of a tiger mauling a British soldier, complete with screaming noises, commissioned by Tipu Sultan. You can see it in action here
one laundry night they definitely start discussing how many Earth-named constellations are based on Greek myths, and then that definitely brings up the Odyssey (and how it relates to their current journey to Erid), and they spend the next week or so spinning tales and having Mary read the poem aloud and Rocky makes miniatures so Grace can act it out
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