Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Andulka
#extradirty
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
art blog(derogatory)
if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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pixel skylines
RMH
Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
titsay
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@truly-terrible-advice
I must find a place to get a quality cowboy hat. People need to look at me and think 'oh, that Clown both YEEs and HAWs.'
Y'all should check Cavenders o'Boot Barn, clownpoke. Any place that sells'a Stetson.
Thank you kindly for your advice, MotherHonkinCowgirl. I will check this out!! I hope to one day become a MotherHonkinCowClown.
Go to Texas. Do theft.
HOW FIX SPRAINED ANKLE QUESTION???
You're going to need an arc welder.
May I give a terrible advice
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I wholeheartedly support this behaviour.
WASP IN MY HOUSE AGAIN HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
Set fire to the house.
I miss Heathers so bad where tf do people get the money to see it so much
Have you ever heard of the expression “be gay, do crime?”
You can get money for free if you have a gun.
no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?
Mignt as well rob a bank then.
If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'
okay. rude.
I like those trees.
STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.
Ignore the haters.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.
Eat them.
Why don’t mommy and daddy kiss anymore?? ASK DADDY
Tis because I placed a curse upon daddy that should he kiss mommy she would fall into a deep slumber for 1000 years!
Why would you do that!!
It was my idea.
rpf of the journalists on watergate may be immoral but that shit fire
Same goes for Marx and Engles
Why do I continually subject my eyeballs to the horrors this hellsite inflicts upon them?
Staying on Tumblr is a good idea.
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING, DR. GOD??
Check under the bed.
I just found out what Mold tastes like.
The one time someone does something I want them to and I didn't even get to ask.
My Fellow Americans,
Are we the baddies??
Whaaaaaaaatt, noooooo, the United States are the good guys! We always have been and always will be. Whatever put these CRAZY doubts in your head, Dick?
Yeah, you're right, Henry. I don't know what the hell I was thinking!
Ignore your doubts, Richard.
what does postmodernism even mean though?
It's post which means after so post-modern means after modern. Hope this helps.
DOCTOR THE PATIENT NEEDS 500ml RED BULL TO LIVE . DONT EVER TAKE IT AWAY FROM HER
Take it intravenously.
Hey guys need some advice 😬 I just spent a solid $75 on Sakura Miku prize figures. How should I tell my wife?
Singing telegram.
