May 19
What did Cypress' dad say?
He had been nagging Cypress incessantly about getting a job. Cypress was obviously quite uncomfortable so I offered a change in subject. I asked him what he did for a living. He told me he owned “Balaska’s Ant-agonizer”. I was excited to hear that his profession included Ants. My good friend The Queen being an ant from Texas I thought he and I would have much to discuss. To my horror he told me the slogan of his company “Ant-icipate the pest before they spread”. This man’s “job” did not simply involve ants, it was his job to kill ants. Never have I had such blind rage in my life. The millions of lives lost to this man. I could not take it. I hope that he has a horrible stay in the hospital.
