I'm not even sorry

every woman should have a blowtorch

[philomenacunksmatepaul]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[philomenacunksmatepaul]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[melonflavored]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[ridingastreetglide]

[depsidase]

[angelbabymikaa]

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig