Friendly Neighbourhood Eldritch Entity

I'm the king of fools, but at least I'm the king. Still know nothing about what's going on.

[furryprovocateur]

lmfaooooo

[fandom-man]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 23 hours 50 minutes

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[hbmmaster]

vision: light makes contact with different cells in the eye which are sensitive to different frequencies within the visual light spectrum

hearing: the ear detects the vibrations of the air

smell: this one's just magic

[hbmmaster]

I made this post years ago to express my own confusion regarding how smell works and I have since then learned that actually nobody knows how smell works. like the general mechanism is understood, there's a bunch of receptors in the nose that detect different chemicals, but unlike the other special senses there is no model for predicting which things will produce the same or similar sensory experiences. nobody knows how to tell how similar two arbitrary chemicals will smell without just smelling both of them. so yeah I guess it is just magic

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[loth-caatgirl]

[idiosomatic]

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[veitstanz]

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Exercise does give you more energy in the long run which is so annoying tbh

[what-even-is-thiss]

You do feel better in general when you eat balanced meals on a predictable schedule and exercise and sleep and drink enough water which is just ugggghhhh frankly

[what-even-is-thiss]

For me personally the issue is doing all four of these at the same time consistently. One of them always seems to fall by the wayside. And being 3/4 of a functional adult is better than 0/4 yes but it’s still not ideal

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[chongoblog]

“whatever man” *frisbees*

[mindovermutant]

People on this website will dislike a character and legitimately start talking like Jafar.

[mindovermutant]

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