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apolladay

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

Define celebrity however you'd like.

#it feel inherently wrong to call writers poets and historical figures 'celebrities' but?? i guess???

depsidase

nessa007

#i think phm actually *was* the last movie i watched #so its really tough bc im not sure whether i will be on earth or i will actually have to go and *do* stuff #i mean i guess if im transported as i am with my current qualifications then im definitely not in space #and that means im just worrying that the earth is dying for a year #which. you know. i do as i am so yeah ill take it i guess #i mean i guess i would also take it if it meant going to space and actually being the protagonist #i would just worry a lot more

lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

welpnotagain

walking-teabag

my only evidence of vimes being bi is him having the most chemistry with a woman who could crush his skull and a man who's one loud sneeze away from breaking in half. which is like. the bisexual culture

#so true #discworld

on one hand i know that current summer heatwaves in europe in america are unnatural and terrible and awful for everyone (human, animal, plant, whatever) and are genuinely Bad Things. on one hand every time its below 17 in summer i begin longing for that deadly heat

#i dont even like heat but i hate having a cold summer #its also rainy this year. it rains every time i get out of city for the weekend and it sucks #i had to close my window today. in SUMMER. outrageous #personal

kaijuerotica

welcome to the black parade has been cast so thoroughly as this stereotypical emo anthem and then you listen to it and it's like no you guys don't get it this is so fucking good

en501

Ксавьер, говорю, мне похую, я так чувствую (с)

Eng: I won't even fuck you up. You aren't getting shit from me.

#LMAO #окей это прям хорошо #rogue trader

funnyforsmile

capacity

Let’s all actually do this

#im pretty sure there was an episode of eskew like that

janesemper

i have very limited amount of markers

#someone rebloged that today so i have to bring this back #genuinely. think i would have drawn the same today. would have picked a more normal font though i guess

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

girlnextvore

hey

fuck you LOL

starbluethunder

Tumblr is so funny because you think all ur mutuals/sometimes rando people are Insanely Famous and Super Talented and Good and Better than You and they intimidate you 5million because of that. But they're just like. Some normal ass guy. Not even close to famous. And it turns out they've felt the same way about you the entire time. And you're also just some normal ass guy. Like what the fuck

#shoutout to all the normal ass guys out there