janet-offical

Hi! I'm Janet! I'm your favorite not-a-lady, not-a-robot, and not-a-girl! pfp is by confused_finn on insta or c0nfus3d_g4ys on tiktok, everyone say "thank you finn!"

[janet-offical]

Hi! I'm Janet I'm an informational assistant, you can ask my anything and I'll do my best to answer! I was created by The Makers of Light and Darkness and Everything in Between, but this specific Janet (This not-a-lady) was activated by Michael for me to help with Neighborhood 12358W which has exactly 322 residents, including but not limited to Kamilah Al-Jamil's younger sister Tahani and The Ms. Eleanor Shellstrop! Isn't that exciting? I can't tell, I don't have emotions :)

Small spoilers for the show below here as well as mod info and tagging other officals/janets tags :D

Spoilers: I have been rebooted zero times, meaning I am a very basic Janet, I can be used to answer very basic questions, but I am not good for conversation or for being a friend. Mod info: Mod is a minor, (14) Mod has finished the show Mod doesn't know what else to put here Tags: Janet Offical (any post Janet makes) Janet Answers (anything Janet answers) Janet Rebooted (any time Janet gets rebooted)

Tagging officals: @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @satan-offical @galaxy-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @odysseus-offical @penelope-official @telemachus-offical @evil-spotify-offical @spotify-offical @pavement-offical @villain-offical @john-watson-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical @an-alien-offical @real-human-offical @aaron-burr-offical @eliza-hamilton-offical @tagging-officals-offical

[hopeless-romantic-offical]

hi its me kiwi aka aly aka @kiwiwiis aka @book--offical aka @sasha-james-offical

shitpost + lyricpost +yearning blog i guess?

she/they/fae

mod is a minor! occasional freaky stuff but as a joke.

PLEASE TALK TO ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I YEARN FOR INTERACTION.

other offical @ below i guess

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @tagging-officals-offical @satan-offical

[janet-offical]

Hello! I am also a hopeless romantic, my boyfriend, Jason, recently passed on, however every moment I think of him, it's like we're there again :) If you need anything, just ask! I can answer any questions you may have about the universe.

[kiwiwiis]

i am so sorry for your loss, its always devastating when someone you love passes away. thank you for the offer, though i'm not that new to the officalverse as i've got 2 more blogs :) nice to meet a fellow romantic!!! (also. did this on the wrong blog. im crine. this is my main acc btw)

[janet-offical]

Thank you for your condolences, however, I meant the real universe, I know literally everything :D

[hopeless-romantic-offical]

hi its me kiwi aka aly aka @kiwiwiis aka @book--offical aka @sasha-james-offical

shitpost + lyricpost +yearning blog i guess?

she/they/fae

mod is a minor! occasional freaky stuff but as a joke.

PLEASE TALK TO ME. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I YEARN FOR INTERACTION.

other offical @ below i guess

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @tagging-officals-offical @satan-offical

[janet-offical]

Hello! I am also a hopeless romantic, my boyfriend, Jason, recently passed on, however every moment I think of him, it's like we're there again :) If you need anything, just ask! I can answer any questions you may have about the universe.

[offical-fanartist-offical]

DRAWING OFFICALS EVERY DAY DAY 31

@janet-offical

I WAS SO LATE OMG MY WIFI GOT CUT OFF MID UPLOAD AND I HAD TO RE-UPLOAD IT

[janet-offical]

ITS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT

[janet-offical]

Any news from disco janet?

Groovy

[janet-offical]

Youre my second favorite not-a-lady

You are An Anon! :D

[satan-offical]

GUYS I GOT A 68/100 ON MY PHYSICS TEST (for Americans: 68% = Grade 6 = high pass)

[winterstormsystem]

THATS HIGH PASS?? WHATS A FAIL???

[satan-offical]

Probably anything below 45% depending on grade boundaries

[janet-offical]

In American, a 90+ is an A, and anything below 60-65 is a fail!

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[tatsumi-rin]

[not-offical-offical]

but like what if i should be doing more

[janet-offical]

Fun fact! If you feel as if you should be doing more, often times, you should be doing less! Or, you should be sleeping.

[janet-offical]

I MADE YOU IN TOMODACHI LIFE!!!

(sorry for bad quality image)

I am unable to gauge human attraction. But damn, I look good.

(Mod notes: AHH I LOVE ITT!! THANK YOU)

[colombia-official]

how many coffee beans can i fit in my mouth

[janet-offical]

At least two! Happy to help :D

[silverfox66]

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

[audacityinblack]

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

[victoriadallonfan]

Reblog for everyone

[cpericardium]

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

[differentdancesfandom]

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

[lutiveri]

lord reblogging on main bcz fuck adobe (PROUD csp user)

[valhallasoutlaw]

I SWITCHED TO LINUX A WHILE BACK

ITS WORTH THE LEARNING CURVE

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I cannot learn Linux, but here

[janet-offical]

Here's your friendly reminder that Janets are not AI and using gen AI loses you 196 points per prompt!

[janet-offical]

remember to protest today, no buying anything, dont go to work or school (if you are able)

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

*stabs you once* :3 (I'm sorry)

-a lesser known blue shade >:D

oh how you wound me. this is it. the last stab. 84th time's the charm

*dies*

[onion-opinions-offical]

WOOOOOOOWWW.

You do most of the work but the credit goes to someone else!

typical group project! >:[

have to do all the work in the background and then someone else presents it and gets the praise

@skyan-official, what is your defense? Did we at least get a good grade for it?

[janet-offical]

Fun fact! This happened in history over 2069 years ago with the assassination of Julius Caesar!

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

everyone, so we all know of the mass-termination that just happened

So, like we did with shapes.inc, were going off of tumblr, again

Will it work? Hell if I know, but we can sure try

Spread the post, tag anyone you know

May 1st, we're all off until tumblr does something about it

Tags under cut, tagging people i don't know as well, sorry but I need this to be seen

@evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-dude-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @evil-apple-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-god-offical @evil-goon-offical @evil-gaslight-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-stickpeople-offical @evil-spotify-offical @evil-journalism-offical @lemonade-offical @egg-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @no-one-offical @raichu-enthusiast @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @tjthetyrant @turtlesarecats @thesnifffff

[the-high-geologist-offical]

hey everyone

im Geo! He/They/Hymn pronouns, thx.

Ace rights!!

Follow your own DNI

Mod stuff: run by the @themockingbirdsystem , specifically introject Geo :D

Tags: @james-offical @light-offical @darkness-offical @god-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @officalverse-official @offical-offical @hotguy--offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @officalverse-fandom-offical @lesbian-offical

[janet-offical]

Are you challenging me?

[the-high-geologist-offical]

hey everyone

im Geo! He/They/Hymn pronouns, thx.

Ace rights!!

Follow your own DNI

Mod stuff: run by the @themockingbirdsystem , specifically introject Geo :D

Tags: @james-offical @light-offical @darkness-offical @god-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @officalverse-official @offical-offical @hotguy--offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @officalverse-fandom-offical @lesbian-offical

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[rarespawns]

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

[ash-the-tiefling]

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

[evil-man-offical]

High geologist offical when?

[janet-offical]

Fun Fact! The High Geologist is a real rank as of October 31st, 2020! It has only been given to one person, and that person is Shaggy :D