sarah

don't compare your chapter one to someone else's chapter twenty

[the-memedaddy]

[yourlocalbisexual]

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[h0odrich]

[eorliingas]

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

[eorliingas]

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

[eorliingas]

[highkeygay]

[best-of-imgur]

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

what did jehovah even witness

[thekwikemart]

[soft-princesa]

GIRL WHY YOU STRESSING?????? YOU THAT BITCH. YOU GOT THIS. RELAX.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes is OK

[lesbiangonegirl]

Wanna see literally the single funniest thing I’ve seen all year?

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[medusabraids]

me when i’m on my period and i feel a sharp pain in my asshole

[findx]

[paprika]

THIS

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK