A Walking Shitpost

Cory. they/them

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[myspace]

[myspace]

[cute-catts]

[lemonsharks]

Man, I miss this particular part of quarantine

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[nessy-s-junkdrawer]

[papasmoke]

Mr president can we please stop giving infinite money to the rapist pedophile army

[tchaikovskaya]

She gone girled irl

[langernameohnebedeutung]

A lot going on

[procrastinahman]

Penelope the Platypus:

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[kosmogrl]

[poroporomidoodles]

[thememedaddy]

[bamsara]

yes there's a global IT outage because of a Microsoft defect in their update rn but A03 is still up and running so are we really losing here

[malalaweacom]

[sherlock-is-ace]

[groovy-mushroom]

I feel like I’m having a stroke

[valtsv]

"real people don't talk like that" can be a valid criticism of a piece of media but it can also be one of the highest praises i can bestow. there's nuance.

[valtsv]

characters who articulate themselves like online self-help tutorials written by an AI generated command prompt or someone who has never spoken to a real life person in crisis: real people don't talk like that (derogatory)

characters who talk like on some level they understand they're participating in a performance and the limitations of language itself are a burden on their ability to express themselves and be understood: real people don't talk like that (thrilled, delighted, jumping for joy)

[valtsv]

[geek-ramblings]

If my opponent had a crowd of like 40K people having the time of their lives rapping about how terrible I am as a person. I'd just retire.

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[rneliflua]

no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious