Don't be fooled by my profile, I'm actually anime trash

[stevienick]

the conjuring universe + buzzfeed unsolved

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[powerfulwizard]

[wielderofscythes]

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[marshma11owf1uff-deactivated202]

omg this is such a tumblr deep cut from 2010

[kingjaffejoffer]

^^^^^

[neil-gaiman]

I was curious about the casting of Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer, is Lucifer a female character in the show or is the show taking the more androgynous route with the depiction, like the Constantine movie did with casting Tilda Swinton as Gabriel?

Lucifer in the comics isn't male.

Gwendolyn plays the Lucifer in the comics.

[raths-ruin]

mr gaiman I am with you 100% but.....no genitals....but yes nipples. where we at with this ?

[neil-gaiman]

You never know when you'll need to breastfeed one of the damned.

[theowolady]

The fact that my man Neil right here aligned a string of letters to form this sentence makes my entire week better. Breastfeeding the damned is always a priority.

And this man doesn't get the recognition he deserves.

[fluffygif]

This seal relaxing halfway under water

[pointnclick]

snrrrt blub blub blub…. snrrrrt….. blub blub blub

[shutyourmoustache]

Normalize smacking down needlessly shitty people.

[pissvortex]

“Fans can now experience the story of Goku in Dragon Ball Z: …. Cockarot”

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[flimflix]

Cruella's mother's death

[trainedchimpanzee]

pls unmute

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this vine is honest to god the best thing to ever happen to me in my whole life

[dreamyfilms]

i have a question for you: what’s one (1) thing you dislike about pride and prejudice (2005)?

[manetsmodels]

It ends…

[dreamyfilms]

that’s a very good point! but the correct answer is actually this: 

[desolationlesbian]

The fact that Kaiba is an angsty jerk shounen rival whose life goal is to build a theme park is beyond parody. motherfucker is literally edgy teen walt disney with dragons instead of mice. laughing maniacally and wearing leather pants while he furthers his heartless plot to…bring joy to small children? who wrote this. cursed.

[desolationlesbian]

imagine there’s this guy, right? and he’s checking every box labelled “supervillain” like his life depended on it. he’s rich. he’s a ruthless corporate scion. he’s a teen super-genius hacker inventor. he has an angsty tragic backstory and a reason to hate the world. he wears high-fashion trenchcoats with shoulderpads and unneccesary spikes. he makes dramatic speeches about how love and friendship are useless ideals that get you nowhere and you should depend on yourself alone and value only crushing your enemies. obsessively stalking our heroic protagonist in order to “defeat” him.

So what’s he doing? Where’s his doomsday device? His world domination plot? No, idiot, he’s just building roller coasters. because he really likes them.

[ryuutchi]

His adopted father was a war profiteer. Kaiba’s villain origin story is taking over his father’s trillion dollar weapons company and turning it into edgy teen Disneyland.

[meckamecha]

And then turning his obsession with dragonfucking and childrens card games into the drive to singlehandedly accelerate global technological progress by several decades if not centuries, including a space elevator and time travel, within the span of like six months.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[booklovertwilight]

[o-kurwa]

[officialfist]

Unrestrained summer fun

[vendimeyers]

People just starting to watch A:TLA for the first time: The bending is really cool, but couldn't the waterbenders technically just bend the water inside of people? Like their blood? I'm pretty sure technically they could. Well I guess it's a kids show so they probably won't go into it haha.

People who have seen the show already and know what happens: