skzi

minho's cat's are my possession

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I THINK MY LEEKNOWER IS DECREASING AND MY SKIES ARE INCREASING

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seungmin to skz: *gay panic*

seungmin to others: *intense flirting*

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seungjin!

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changbin: why fall in love when you can fall off a bridge.

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minho: hey

seungmin: oh hey there minho-

hyunjin: hi i’m winnie the pooh, i come to take my honey. let's go seungmin

minho: wha-

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jisung, playing chess: correct aussie

jeongin: what?

felix: he means check mate dummy

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chan: they say that drinking milk makes you stronger

chan: okay, try drinking 5 glasses of milk and try to move a wall

chan: now, drink 5 glasses of vodka

chan: the wall moves on it's own

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changbin, over the phone: so, seungmin, i have some news

seungmin: what happened?

changbin: well remember when you told me not to burn down the building?

seungmin: you burnt down the building?

changbin: tsk no, i had the fire put out almost immediately

also changbin: this is a success story

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felix: s-so do you like m-me?

jeongin: bitch please

also jeongin: i can't even like myself

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chan: minho, i have a question

minho: yeah what now-

chan: your three cats or jisung?

skz: 👀

minho: so basically what you're saying is that i have to pick either my loved one or my dumb one?

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jisung: i-

hyunjin: sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours

jisung:

also jisung: I LITERALLY BREATHE

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jeongin: complete the sentence! you're pretty –

minho: *rolls eyes* i know

jeongin:

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chan: so over here you can see on ho-

changbin, stares intensely on chan's butt:

chan, notices: changbin?

chan: changbin?

chan: is my butt really that- oh it is

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hyunjin: as much as i like eggplants, i like you the same jisung

jisung: aww that's so kind-

seungmin: he doesn't like eggplants

jisung: oh

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minho is just *chef's kiss*