Johnny

19 | Aries | ya know, I apologize for whatever shit gets posted here. It’s mostly what I find interesting or what humors my horrible mind | Enjoy!

[gardeninglovers]

zero light plants

[blackwoolncrown]

THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.

[lionesshathor]

Spider plants are among the best natural air filters you can put in a flowerpot. They don’t just produce oxygen, they clean out other gases and toxins and whatever else is floating around the room.

Also they’re easy as fuck to grow more of because they reproduce by putting little mini plants out on stalks. Clip one off, stick it in a pot and you’re good!

[braincoins]

Spider plants are safe to have around cats, too!

[champagnemanagement]

[zzpancakezz]

Day 4 of this stuck in my head

[retrogamingblog]

[journeymanfool]

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[falling-slowly-fading]

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

[itsagifnotagif]

[itsagifnotagif]

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

[fluent-n-death]

[fluent-n-death]

@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

[viostormcaller]

HI YES I ADORE THIS

[itsagifnotagif]

I am honestly just jealous of his camera quality I am immortalised with a 2 megapixel camera

[ruinedchildhood]

[insta-queef]

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

OMG HAHAHAAH

[policethepopulace]

It’s like she saw the future or something.

[spongebobs-daily]

[marvelbun]

find me in the corner sobbing to death

[underoosstark]

ONE LAST SACRIFICE

[eightdoctor]

people keep forgetting someone! :)

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[thekracken]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in the movies people desperately trying to get rid of cursed and possessed objects, as if that crap isn’t EXTREMELY MARKETABLE

[lady-vermin]

*cursed doll comes back every time you try to get rid of it*

*sells doll on ebay repeatedly*

[bitter-as-wormwood-13]

*cursed necklace summons zombies to attack you or some shit*

GET A DATE! This cool vintage necklace will make the boys flock to you!

[mysteryequation]

Honestly guys, you’re missing the obvious: haunted house.

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[fasterfood]

this one goes out to all you survivors out there

[ilovemusicalyy]

Genuinely love this

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[blueaugustsuns]

Nothing could kill tumblr but tumblr itself.

[spikerr]

NO NIPPLES

[degeneratepai]

[nerdjpg]

Kirby is in tumblr jail for not wearing any clothes

[nerdjpg]

WHAT

[pietriarchy]

painting of Martin Luther nailing his 69 theses to the door of the Tumblr offices, 2018, colorized

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]