here is a list of ridiculous things that happen in the official Touhou manga
Reimu and Marisa walk around the Forest of Magic purposely getting squirrels drunk to try finding a youkai solely out of curiosity
Cirno eats a bunch of poisonous mushrooms and has hallucinations all night
Remilia adopts a bunch of hobgoblins and has a pet chupacabra
Marisa accidentally releases a fucking evil dragon, then just lets it go because it promises her a nice present
Star Sapphire blows up Reimu and the front of the Hakurei shrine. With a fucking bomb.
Sanae spends like half a chapter of WaHH thinking that Pikachu is poisoning her friends
Suika gets drunk and decides that pretending to be the wind would be fun, so she turns herself into mist and just goes around attacking people.
Reimu apparently keeps a kitsune bound and gagged in the shrine for, like, a week.
the kappa find a seal and make a kappa Sea World with it.
Patchouli trips in the library and spends like an entire day buried under books.
the Three Fairies of Light fight a tiny puppy and lose.
that time there was an entire manga about Remilia building a rocket and invading the moon.
Marisa gets into a fight with a plant and loses.
Eirin Yagokoro, the great sage of the moon, lies to a bunch of fairies to cheat them out of a jug of booze.
the Fairies of Light trick Reimu into walking across a river, but she doesn’t even notice because a bunch of fish jump up and make a bridge for her.
