Consider the Ravens

pottermore: AvisShadow200 R AVENCLAW love me some: -Harry Potter -Doctor Who -Sherlock -Supernatural -Toy Story -Lion King -Dark Knight -tom hardy -james mcavoy -marcus mumford -ryan gosling -joseph gordon-levitt -alex o'loughlin -mumford&sons -thrice/dustin kensrue -james morrison -foster the people -one direction -dead man's bones

[springtales]

[grelliam]

[springtales]

[mesjid]

i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom

[datassium]

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

[jarakew]

teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?

me: the bourgeois

teacher: what

me: what

karl marx: nice

[chalkandwater]

[merlinthegrey-deactivated201803]

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

[marsixm]

remember when we all watched icarly and life was easier

[sustancy]

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

[hipnerd]

This is the same man.

[comic-chick]

I think about this a lot.

[farvann]

Gowaaayyy

[imperfectlyxo]

If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

[meechimakaveli]

….. This legit just humbled me

[saffronheliotrope]

yep, keeping this one forever

[santas-clauze]

ill never forget how funny this is

[honkinonbobo]

this comic is hanging on my fridge because it is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[jnghyns]

i refuse to let this video die

[tiralatele]

Geniales dibujos de Pokemon by ItsBirdy

[matvrity]

THESE R SO FUCKING CUTE OMGGGG

[jarakew]

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/