The Jarsonist

I make drawings online. They're not that great, but they're 100% human-made and nowadays that's an achievement. What a funny world we live in.

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Paul if he was 5% less sane

I think it’s funny we’ve all decided that’s his catchphrase Also Double fanart WOAH

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Dakota is a mood

I too long for Pumpkin Spice season

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Blame it on the Juice

A reaction image for something out there that has yet to be reacted to

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Jar Gets A Hair Cut

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Ken

Quick fanart today in celebration of TGWDLM:R and the revival of THIS amazing character

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I hardly know her

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The Profound Fury

Of drawing something seventeen times and still disliking the way it looks

Closeup on the face cause I think it’s funny

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More Gary Appreciation

I’ve just been on a Gary-drawing kick lately. He’s one of my favorite people in Hatchetfield, and his overall outfit is by far the most enjoyable to draw. Maybe it’s the overcoat.

It’s probably the overcoat. And the scarf. And the suit. And the hair.

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They’re husbands your honour

A very happy pride month to Gary Goldstein and Barry Swift, the unholy union of the two best side characters in Hatchefield and the BEST crackship I’ve ever come across.

This is also my official request to change this ship name to Speedy Trial because COME ON GUYS IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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@sookayheresthething This is how the Tonys went right

I couldn’t watch the ceremony this year but I assume it played out something like this

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oh boy only one more hour until there are only two more hours until I can clock out in three hours

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You Anatid Son of a Bitch

This is a follow-up to my vain attempts to save myself from the crippling curse of art block by fawning over an otherworldly, duckish spectre and furthering its hold over the poor, superstitious artists unfortunate enough to be swept up in its dastardly ultimatum meant to farm engagement, a pursuit which ended only in heartbreak and a stain on my blog which will evermore serve to bring a cruel reminder of my folly, dealing with an entity above human force and morality. I am ashamed and infuriated, and so much so that I willed myself to draw this through my dearth of ideas as a desperate warning to those unfortunate enough to come toe-to-toe with the Duck of Creativity.

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[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

NO ART IS MY SURVIVAL IN SCHOOL. NO ART BLOCKS FOR MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I hate this

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MM why not

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Oh no not again

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*Shivers* No please Almighty Duck spare me… I’ll re blog you just please spare me my original ideas

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Thank ! I think I’m entering an art block again! Please almighty Duck of Creativity, don’t fail me !

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*sigh* sorry guys who see my blog, can’t risk it (man I hate these things)

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I really need that creativity for my pranks, cant risk it.

[the-color-orange-offical]

I need that creativity to change your opinions on pinapple pizza

[jakejavu-offical]

I LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT!!!

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I DO AS WELL

[zajef37]

IS THIS A SIGN TO BE CREATIVE AND PUT A REFERENCE TO PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IN THE THING IM MAKING?

[turtlesarecats]

YES

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amazing loophole: there are no fully original ideas

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The Three Types of Coffee Drinkers

#1. The One Using it as a Crutch for Their Mental Health Issues

#2. The One Using it as a Crutch for Their Mental Health Issues

#3. The One Using it as a Crutch for Their Mental Health Issues

I, a coffee drinker, wholeheartedly approve this message.

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I’m a terrible liar except for when I’m lying to myself

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What was I on when I was 14

When I was 14 I remember brainstorming this Total Drama-esque parody show and I’m gonna be real with you all it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. I took it upon myself to draw some of the lines of dialogue I remember:

I’ve been getting back into exploring that world and its characters so expect more maybe???

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Felt cute might delete later

It’s almost summer y’all. I’m so excited to start reaping the benefits of seasonal depression in a favorable season.

Also, I’ve decided what I’m naming this guy. Rico. I always have a guy named Rico in every cast of characters I create for any creative project. I like the name, and it’s tradition. So say hello to Rico.