#barry swift

[teds-awesome-doodles]

who up jeffing they, who up, who up blimming they jeff

individuals under the cut :P

[kaijulius]

happy holiday season, everyone!

have some festive hatchetfield chaos as my humble offering

[hipsternumbertwo]

loved seeing all the characters in La Dee Dah Dah Day

[hyper-alice]

The 75th annual Honey Festival must have been such a devastating night because

Linda died

Gerald died

Zoey died

Sam died

Ted died

Barry Swift died

Sheila died

Marco died

Literally everyone at the festival nearly died (they don’t remember tho so)

Holloway “died”

Anything I maybe forgot

Then some time just before or after the festival:

Emma and Ziggs were arrested

All the Metzgers died

Most of if not all of the checker-tailed nighthawk population was wiped out

Gabe died

Mary died

Noah died

Boy Jerry died

Girl Jeri died

Frank’s dog Buddy died

Plus the killer track was being spread by Kale for a while but idk if that’s exclusive to Hatchetfield

Honourable mention to Pete being stuck at camp with a broken leg because that sucks

[autumn0689]

He’s in a hurry!

[ladeedahdahday]

why does he love to do this

[red-the-raspberry]

The Trivia section on Barry Swift's Fandom article absolutely kills me.

"He lost the Wiggly doll to someone in a bigger hurry."

"a pun on the words 'very swift,' referring to his fast speeds when in a hurry."

[oblivionriver]

the new cards from the livestream!