what what

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[sa2ha]

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

[mawile]

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

[fjordfolk]

the happiest wrecking ball I ever saw

[vilescorpio]

i think they’d make a good team

[fjordfolk]

yesssss unite the semi-floofy speed demons!

[annieclarq-deactivated20160724]

Grimes rp

Professeur (she’s quebecoise): clairěé sing us your new song sil vous plait Grimes: dhsbkqlqkdjfiwjw Professeur : incroyable. …. €€€€€€

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[filenames]

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[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[nevver]

[darkbuckie-deactivated20170324]

this is so pure

[bikonciousnessa]

its like shes smiling

[damianmcgintleman]

me: 2016 couldn’t get any worse

2016:

[maxknightley]

bazinga: origins

[convert]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[geniusoflove]

we must abolish daylight savings

[timsutton]

[willow]

men r ugly …. not my man but i see these other men hurting my girls and all i can think is how ugly 

[jarvisdicker]

donald trump at olive garden probably

waiter: would you like cheese on your meal?

trump: i'll tell you what, and this is the truth, i'm a tremendous fan of cheese, nobody likes cheese more than me. a very good friend of mine invented cheese. tremendous. i will bring down ISIS

[bellaxiao]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

😂😂

[hypnotic-flow]

i just choked on my food.. 💀💀

[malikthaelite]

[chvptertoo]

FFS😭😭😭😭😭

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😭😭😭😂

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[cxae]

having a huge breakdown but not telling anyone because that’s attention seeking and manipulative :)