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#1 Heated Rivalry’s Boston Bears/Raiders Fan (if you know me from my main-don’t tell me)

[mymultifandomhell]

heated rivalry pride week - day 2 - life & healing

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

Okay justice for Ilya Rozanov, a man who notably managed his entire families finances and his dementia-having fathers caretaking since he was literally a teenager, while also essentially raising himself to be an elite, generational athlete by himself.

like what is this ‘Ilya needs the threat of a sex ban to pick up his socks’ slander or this ‘Ilya has terrible financial literacy’ misinformation or this ‘Ilya only eats junk food and needs to be forced to eat his veggies’ tomfoolery

[hardlyhinged]

Jacob said heated rivalry is basically a series of vignettes pulled from what Shane and Ilya remember, the things that were important, what stuck out in their minds

Episode 1 is the only time we see people fixate on Shane’s race (“we’re thrilled Shane’s Asian, or Asian Canadian.” “And what do you think about being compared to Tiger Woods and Serena Williams? Do you think you share any of the same challenges?” “a whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you. Kids that don’t see themselves here a lot.”). Shane remembers the first time in his professional career that he didn’t get to be a hockey player, but was instead an Asian hockey player, and had to endure this distinction so often that any other instant after wasn’t even worth remembering

[argillaforma]

yeah yeah ilya is a big strong russian man who can break your skull on and off the ice but don’t forget that man is also a Diva™️ he is using eight different hair products and he has shit talking sessions with svetlana while cuntily smoking cigarettes and he clocks everybody’s tea and he loves ugly designer clothes and his hips sway like a pendulum when he walks and if there’s one thing he’s gonna do it’s be dramatic about it

[penandinkprincess]

pen you’re on the jumbotron again 😭😭😭

ALL MUST HEAR THE GOSPEL OF SHALLERGIES

[jasey-jase]

I am once again stalking the “Troy Barret needs a hug tag”. I need season two to come out already so I can get more Troy angst please and thank you

[sugarkaanes]

too far? ok

[piracypiranha]

Cliff and Ilya have the kind of friendship where they absolutely cannot say “I love you” out loud without immediately ruining the moment on purpose. Like one of them accidentally says something sincere after a bad game and there’s a full two seconds of silence before the other goes “okay relax man, don’t make it weird” while actively tearing up.

[nezumimir]

Shane-JJ-Hayden group chat in which JJ regularly texts at Hayden like:

white boy,

respond to my messages white boy

white boy answer me

Shane generally does not participate in this, but one day Hayden says something, idk, vaguely offensive that he clearly doesn’t realize is offensive and Shane sends back:

White boy I’m disappointed. 😐

[jasey-jase]

alright so was anyone gonna tell me that Ilya was originally Pietro Maximoff or was I just supposed to find out by skimming reid’s original game changers fic while reading game changers to find the character matches?

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

[penandinkprincess]

"SOS IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT. I REPEAT. IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT."

[my-2nd-account]

HE SAID "FUCK THIS SHIT" IN ENGLISH THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO GET LAID CLIFF I AM NOT JOKING!!! HE GOT THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER TIGER PRINT TOP ON MARLY GET YOUR ASS IN HERE I'M SCARED!!!

[penandinkprincess]

HE'S WEARING THE FUCK ASS TIGER SHIRT, MARLY

GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT IS ON THE FUCKING TABLE

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

[oatmealdiva]

thinking of rookie ilya with the weight of the world on his shoulders taking every loss personally and older brother shaped cliff marleau noticing and beginning to reassure him after each loss that he played good and the team still loves him and that the world will keep spinning and adult ilya frequently reflecting on those conversations after initially joining the centaurs is this anything

[my-2nd-account]

Boston won because Svetlana said so

[emmikay]

(post cottage)

Cliff Marleau: Roz, why do you look smugger than usual?

Victor St-Simon: Which is already incredibly smug.

[indomie-fried-noodle]

Cliff Marleau, I'm so fond of you.

[my-2nd-account]

Still so funny to me that the Raiders were watching celebrity gossip about their rival team's Captain dating rumors in the team's gym. Like you have a sports team of professional hockey players working out to news about another hockey player's romantic life. And Cliff was personally offended when Ilya turned it off.