I'm living under a paper moon.

24 year old dreaming of cruising in a '67 Chevy Impala with Fall Out Boy. Occasionally drinking tea with the Queen. Bisexual trash going by the name of Jasey.

[memeclassheroes]

[aceademic]

reading is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop

[unbotheredmuse]

[chaosthedemon]

[pseudomantis]

The concept behind screensavers is:

If you don't touch your computer for long enough, it will start showing you the most beautiful pictures and images, you've ever seen

[starling-the-whore]

screensavers are when the computer gets bored from doing nothing and starts to get sleepy. those are its dreams

[niedopalek]

(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it

[mawhrin-skel-deactivated2024080]

[logarto]

meow btw. if you even care.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The blanket needs you to be warm. Without you, it’s just a cold piece of fabric on the floor.

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

[anxietyproblem]

[kalichnikov]

bro I'm deadass abouta be outta here this website has nothing for me first they incorporate ads that follow you scrolling on mobile and now they're banning words entirely and soft deleting blogs by marking them "explicit"

like brother this website will never be an advertising monolith. it's unalgorithmable without drastic change to the way it works

[lockrum-deactivated20230107]

remember when you couldn't use tumblr in public because you could be scrolling through normal text posts and then that one mutual goes off on their regularly scheduled Horny Hour and you couldn't scroll & load fast enough to get past it?

i miss tumblr

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

No, taking that shower, eating that meal, cleaning your space, going on that walk or having that conversation won't cure you, but there's a good chance it'll make you less miserable in the moment - and isn't that a fine goal by itself?

[beardedmrbean]

jesslinence

[heatandapathy]

"Same hat!" meme in real life

[beardedmrbean]

All I could think was the, girls vs boys when someone is wearing the same outfit thing.

[snowywarmthkuya]

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

*I slide down a ladder and my plague mask hits each step on the way down*

[thief-anon]

[linnykaminari]

DEPRESSION. CURED.

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[bananonbinary]

“Be honest with me. Am i a horrible spouse?”

“We aren’t married. we’re here to investigate a murder.”

“Oh my god i forgot our daughter’s birthday, i’m the worst”

“we don’t even HAVE a daughter. she’s fictional. made up.”

“i want to take you out this weekend, we haven’t had a night to ourselves in AGES”

“what”

[crap-userrname16]

[redhouseroad]

FRIEND SIGHTED NYOOOOOM

[nogurt-p]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SOOOO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOSG