Percy Jackson made my standards unrealisticly high

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Percy Jackson made my standards unrealisticly high
Percy: sometimes I make stupid decisions
Annabeth: sometimes?
Percy:... All the time I make stupid decisions
Rachael Elizabeth Dare did NOT get the recognition she deserved in that series and it makes me sad
Leo: Piper did it hurt
Piper: Yeah yeah you’re gonna say when i “fell from heaven”
Leo:No.... I saw you fall out of the chair earlier
[nico hiding]
Will: Nico come out of there
Nico: the closet or my hiding spot?
Annabeth: *sobbing*
Leo: [pulls out a reverse uno card]
Leo: great now I’m crying
Piper: [fighting wearing heels]
Jason: WOW, how does she do that?
Leo: [walking flawlessly in 6 in heels] I don’t know man
Will: [trying to take Nico’s fries]
Nico: don’t mess with me, i’m a small angry italian
Percy: someone died in the living room
Nico: well I guess it’s not a living room anymore
Alex: Magnus, you’re pretty
Magnus: tha-
Alex: pretty fucking stupid
Magnus: ...
Nico: why does everyone assume I’m unhappy? I might look and act like a Bitch, but I’m thriving
the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it
She said, “Children, it is too late to be out all alone. Where are your parents?”
“They’re … um …” Annabeth started to say.
“We’re orphans,” I said.
“Orphans?” the woman said. The word sounded alien in her mouth. “But, my dears! Surely not!”
“We got separated from our caravan,” I said. “Our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we’re lost. Is that food I smell?”
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He looked us over. “How did you die, then?”
I nudged Grover.
“Oh,” he said. “Um … drowned … in the bathtub.”
“All three of you?” Charon asked.
We nodded.
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“I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle,” I said. “For-get it.”
“Percy,” Annabeth said. “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.”
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
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“I don’t know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me-”
“Are you kidding?” She looked at me as if I’d just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
“What’s the problem now?” I demanded.
“Me, go with you to the … the ‘Thrill Ride of Love’? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?”
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I LOVE my kids
Reyna: I’m a bad Bitch you can’t kill me
Annabeth: I feel like I forgot something
Percy: *runs up to annabeth out of breath* yeah you left me at Walmart
Percy: *about to jump off a cliff*
Jason:*watching* Leo aren’t you going stop him?
Leo: nope, I wanna see where this goes
Jason: sorry I took so long, Hera YEETED me to oblivion
Percy: my April fools joke is me. I’m the joke