all is fair in love and poetry

i can do it with a broken heart she/her

[dr-tonytonychopper]

everytime someone brings up hayden saying “if i was a girl i would be all over you” as proof of hayden having a crush on shane but leaves out “ he could think of worse scenarios than having hayden pike all over him” an angel looses its wing

[dr-tonytonychopper]

is now a good time to say that i don’t think hudson or callan have ever held a baby before

[dr-tonytonychopper]

if heated rivalry was set in the 2020s instead shane would need to be sedated after listening to the tortured poets department: the anthology specifically cososom and how did it end?

[dr-tonytonychopper]

pike-rosanov-hollander disney world 2021 consists of hayden and ilya overstimulating shane the entire way there by playing damn i love miami by pitbull

[dr-tonytonychopper]

congratulations to hudson williams on being the first male victim of a taylor swift style hate train

[dr-tonytonychopper]

bitches mad over hudson williams dune opinions that movie is boring and no ones best performance wake up from ur white man spell

and while we’re at it i hate jordan firstman

[dr-tonytonychopper]

white gays mad that there’s more to hollanov than white gay let it be known

this in regards to the foursome and poppers tweet

[dr-tonytonychopper]

yall it’s literally so obvious that james gunn is lying to us abt battinson being his batman(im delusional)

[dr-tonytonychopper]

i haven’t seen superman yet but these grief olympics ppl on TikTok are having is soooooooooooo weird. clark and kara both mourn krypton just for different reasons

kara mourns the krypton she knew

clark mourns the fact he never knew krypton

[dr-tonytonychopper]

ik sanji and zoro would kill a love island couples heart rate challenge

[dr-tonytonychopper]

red robin disappears mid may then suspiciously reappears a week after tim drake gets dumped from love island

[dr-tonytonychopper]

i think the vinsmokes are mormon

[dr-tonytonychopper]

one piece band au but it’s just sanji making luffy sing songs abt zoro pete wentz style

[dr-tonytonychopper]

modern day garp x zeff but it’s just luffy and sanji getting into fist fights bc sanji keeps calling luffy his nephew

[dr-tonytonychopper]

in every universe sanji is wasian literally don’t even argue w me

[dr-tonytonychopper]

it’s kinda poetic that as the show goes on zoro and luffy r slowly killing themselves doing what they love and sanji is becoming indestructible caused by the ppl he hates and there’s nothing anyone can do to save them

[dr-tonytonychopper]

notice how it’s always “sanji is not gay” not

zoro isn’t gay

ace isn’t gay

luffy isn’t gay

law isn’t gay

nami isn’t gay

vivi isn’t gay