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[ashrayus]

hbd jason <33

[madamenyxillustrations]

DC. Wally West. BirdFlash. Dick's reaction to receiving the selfie:

[dailydccomics]

Batman by Hayden Sherman

[frownyalfred]

I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

[yaayayyayaya-deactivated2025120]

40 years old, multiple kids, injured and is completely sober. The feeling embarrassment left him a LONG time ago

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

Bc he’s black

[gracefuldisasters]

Stuck 5 Robins and 2 bats in an elevator

[heist-family-content]

Bruce: I don't know who, but one of you has a broken bone. I know this because I'm your father, I have mythical dad instincts, and also, I'm Batman. Jason, very loudly: Bullshit, he's bluffing. He made a mistake last night during a mission and he's trying to pin it on one of us via injury. Bruce: *Pulls up a PowerPoint presentation of why it is Jason*

[deviousevilton]

Something I do to irritate my younger sibling is to just casually and intentionally get their age wrong, and I feel like that's something that the batfam would do to Damian. Such as:

The batfam is getting interviewed after a fight or something.

Reporter: Aren't you worried about Robin? He's a bit young to be fighting crime, isn't he?

Dick: Yeah, he may be four, but he's a tough kiddo.

Damian: I'm thirteen.

-

Damian: May I accompany you to the movies?

Dick: Aw sure, Damian!

Jason: They won't let him in.

Damian: Pardon?

Jason: It's a horror movie. You're like negative six years old. They won't let you in.

Damian: I will murder you.

-

Duke: Dude go to bed. It's way past your bedtime.

Damian: Your hypocrisy is infuriating.

Duke: There's a difference! I'm 17! You're still a growing three year old!

Damian: I'M NOT THREE!

[nerd-4-eva]

16 year old Damian wayne, aka; high as fuck because jon triple dog dared him to smoke 3 joints at once with him staring at dick, tim, jason, bruce, starfire, raven, taliah, cass, duke, selina kyle and Barbra as they are surrounded by "we support you" and "say no to peer pressure' balloons followed by an "intervention" banner:

Damian:...hi?

Tim: i bet you are.

[kitty-macbeth]

Accidentally made batman and green lantern gay on my bag (put the pins so close together that they clink when it moves)

[brucietales]

IMAX????

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[sreppub]

always so fun when dick comes home

[pedrasacorns]

[frownyalfred]

Jim Gordon watching Batman smash a goon’s face into a wall and break his nose and all his teeth instead of suplexing him head-first into the ground until he doesn’t move again: Huh.

Robin, loudly sipping a Batburger shake next to Gordon: Yeah, he’s in a good mood tonight.

[frownyalfred]

A quick guide to translating Bruce’s grunting (by Jason):

Singular grunt = hello/good morning/general acknowledgement of your existence 

Low, soft grunt = thinking/doing math mentally/too busy to acknowledge whatever you just said

Snort = I find whatever you just said amusing but I’m too manly to laugh

Grumpy morning grunt (generally made at doorway of kitchen) = I need coffee

Quiet hmm noise = someone messed up and this benefits me

Slightly louder hmm noise = I messed up and this definitely does not benefit me

Sharp exhale through nose = I’m injured but trying to hide it

Soft, extended exhale through nose = why do I have kids again

[ciricearts]

gn chat!!

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.