jude

whatever prns u refer to god with me my tree my cats and my ghost mice 🔆🦎🦋🚂 🐉🪆🧸🇨🇦 19

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[thrillingsentience]

your scientist looks gnc as fuck

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[boilingheart]

my personal take on rocky and adrian

rocky mate bad as hell, statement.

[cdigoddess]

[girljeremystrong]

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[segamascott]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

[nookisms]

[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

[laterkiss]

we could have had a good life together

[laterkiss]

but you didn't want it

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.