Actual Trash

Jasper, just your typical 24 year old dude

[themythobitch]

wip because Dispatch has grabbed onto my brain and will not let go.

[roninreverie]

When the spellcasters use foot spins to make a circle! 🥰

(Gif credits - TheGeekandtheDork and PirateHeroKillian) 

[uluthrek]

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

[uniquelylydia-deactivated202503]

She’s unhinged and sets every boundary on fire and she’s still a better friend than all the girls combined.

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[sugary-sheep]

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[kaihoney]

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[teathattast]

[hashtagloveloses]

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

[puppybearuniverse]

[bunney]

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

[teampunkrocket-moved-deactivate]

[greelin]

if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

[mythobitch]

please be nice to Izzy Hands that’s my emotional support pirate

[mythobitch]

[mythobitch]

I am not an Izzy Hands apologist but rather, an Izzy Hands enthusiast

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer