Jasper Alfred Pankratz De Lettenhove

Moved to @Jasper-The-Bard (And yes, that *was* my name before I switched accounts)

[toyourwitcher]

random   geralt   of   rivia   2/?

[wordsofdiana]

I love that they trapped him in like a public thoroughfare cause how long did they leave him there before they got him into the dungeon? Was it a whole day of people being like I’ll take that little shortcut to work I always use NOPE there’s a witcher in there. okay.

[aethersea]

how do you even extract a witcher from a setup like this? do you wait until he falls asleep and then drag him out then? he’s a witcher, you’ll be waiting for days. do you enchant him? how? do you call in the castle sorcerer – aka Mousesack, his good friend? awkward much…….. do you threaten him with like a wall of pikemen or something, and hope that he’s not going to pull some badass witcher stunt and fell seventeen of you at once before running off into the city and hiding in someone’s basement, or worse yet running into the castle and kidnapping your princess? because not to be rude but probably you will not succeed and he will indeed fell seventeen of you in less than a minute flat. he’s that kind of guy.

look this is a thorny problem and I want answers

[cryptidwithacappuccino]

You put a cup over him and slide a card under it

[wannastayugly]

Here’s Geralt trying really hard to ignore Jaskier’s warm and noisely presence, but completely failing on doing so. Soft Gerlion time.

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Commissioned by @jaskiervevo. Open for Geralt x Jaskier commissions! 

[blooodymoon]

Witcher Lore Masterpost

All the witcher lore I searched, organized & edited. I hope to do more in the future, about signs, the continents map and more. These posts and edites take a lot of work and time so if you like them and want to toss a coin to me, here is my Ko-Fi !

Witcher World

The Continents Currency Converter Table

Witcher Schools

School of the Bear

Bear Witchers (General) [Cards] [Voicelines] Bear Witchers (Named) [Cards] [Voicelines] • Arnaghad • Ivo of Belhaven

School of the Cat

Cat Witchers (General) [Cards] [Voicelines] Cat Witchers (Named) [Cards] [Voicelines] • Gezras of Leyda • Brehen

School of the Griffin

Griffin Witchers (General) [Cards] [Voicelines] Griffin Witchers (Named) [Cards] [Voicelines] • Erland of Larvik • George of Kagen • Jerome Moreau

School of the Viper

Viper Witchers (General) [Cards] [Voicelines] Viper Witchers (Named) [Cards] [Voicelines] • Ivar Evil-Eye • Kolgrim Viper Witchers (Kingslayers) [Cards] [Voicelines] • Letho of Gulet

[glitchdollmemoria]

oh hey btw, apparently tumblr mobile now has an option to report ads for having flashing lights, if you click the three dots in the top right corner it should show up. not sure how long thats been there but i dont remember it being there at least a few months back, i would venture to guess it came with the recent update but shrug. fucking ridiculous that they cant just not put flashing ads in our faces in the first place, but at least this is an option.

people who dont have issues with flashing lights are allowed and encouraged to reblog

[0dde11eth]

[willgrahamscock]

Your childhood favorite character and your current favorite character are trying to kill each other, who lives?

My childhood favorite character

My current favorite character

Voting ended onDec 5, 2023

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[jacqattacq-deactivated20230625]

Never apologize for a late reply. I'm a "pick up where we left off" kinda person.

[8bitsupervillain]

Have you read The Witcher books? Or have you only seen the Netflix series?

Yes, I've read the books

No, I've only watched the Netflix series

Voting ended onDec 3, 2023

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[deadmaidclub]

like = kick him

reblog = pour a bucket of water on him

[greelin]

“not every character you love is trans” true. but most of them are. bi also

[slaying-absolute-penis]

and autistic.

[bloopdydooooo]

[ID: tumblr tags that say ‘#and autistic’ End ID]

[jasper-the-bard-moved]

and they also have adhd.

also, entirely coincidentally-

[cirillaofcitron]

girl help, the hyperfixation won’t go away

[jasper-the-bard-moved]

and the prequel (and, usually, sequel): girl help the hyperfixation went away and I’m sad about it

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[isthescavengervideocute]

I've already reblogged this but i'm reblogging it again

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[thedemonofcat]

Lord and Lady Pankratz, unable to conceive a child naturally, turned to the mystical Djinn for assistance. Together, they made a fervent wish for a son, someone to carry forward the esteemed Pankratz lineage. Thus, Juilan, who would later adopt the name Jaskier, came into existence through the enchanting power of the Djinn.

However, despite his magical origins, Jaskier was his own person, far from the flawless Viscount his parents had envisioned. They believed that since they had conjured him into being, he should embody perfection. Consequently, every time Jaskier erred, he faced harsh punishment, and his earliest memories were filled with his father's relentless criticisms. This upbringing left Jaskier deeply insecure, perpetually feeling unworthy and unloved, fostering a profound sense of isolation.

The weight of his situation became unbearable, prompting Jaskier to flee his home. In Oxenfurt, he discovered his passion for music and resolved to become a wandering bard. Although Jaskier gained popularity, particularly after earning the title of the witcher's bard, he harbored a secret about his origin – he had been born from a wish. He dreaded the prospect of those expectations resurfacing.

Then, atop a mountain, Geralt angrily uttered that life would be better without Jaskier. Unbeknownst to him, this was taken as a wish, and Jaskier vanished in an instant.

Jaskier's parents had wished him into existence, and Geralt, in a moment of anguish, had wished him out of the world.

Now, burdened with remorse, Geralt embarks on a quest to undo his ill-fated wish and restore Jaskier to the world.

[chaotic-bard]

Jaskier adding ‘if you know what I mean’ to everything he says to try and make it suggestive.

Geralt: Can you pass me the beef jerky?

Jaskier: Oh I’ll give you some ‘beef jerky’, if you know what I mean... ;)

Geralt: *exasperated sigh*

Jaskier: ;)