☁︎: jjk boys as babysitters
☁︎ pairings: megumi, itadori, gojo, suguru, nanami, higuruma x f!reader
was looking through my drafts and found this so might as well post it, it’s too cute not to
— you'd asked him to babysit your cousins with you, and he agreed on a whim to hang out with you.
— secretly, he was hoping to showcase his skills with kids(even if he's never had to babysit or be around a child for longer than 5 minutes before).
— but never did he think he'd be stuck in between the drama that goes on in a little girls dollhouse.
— your 8 year old cousin had him reenact a whole real housewives of tokyo episode, his dolly being the one beefing with the whole dollhouse.
— he was wondering when did playtime for kids get this mature...
— and this was just after she dragged the two of you to watch the little mermaid and at least two other disney movies he can't remember the names of. the whole while she was flipping around on the couch she was sitting on.
— he actually used that time to be able to just sit with you, arm discreetly over the head of the couch, the baby sleeping soundly in her rocker, your cousin watching a movie on the couch across from them and slowly dozing off after all that flopping around. it was the perfect atmosphere to finally get a word in with you.
— the moment the movie ended though, your cousin was back to business and the baby was crying.
— while he was preoccupied with the busybody, you were cuddling with the easy 6 month old.
— every once in a while she'd wake up, laugh a little, cry a little, and then fall right back asleep.
— he was starting to regret not choosing the baby when the busybody brought out her nail kit to do his nails. but it warmed your heart to see that he let her paint his nails, even if the polish touched everything but his nails.
— even if he didn't get to hang out with you like he hoped he'd be able to, you were still enjoying your time with him.
— he was a lot better with kids than he thought he'd be, and you were enjoying just watching him talk to your cousin.
— and just as much as you were enjoying watching him, he couldn't help but ogle at you when he got the chance.
— he'd watch as you cooed at the baby when she giggled, how you effortlessly knew what she needed when she’d burst into tears.
— the way you effortlessly made the baby smile and how she easily fell asleep in your arms. he can't lie, it did happen to stir the already existing feelings in his heart to grow even stronger.
— for the few minutes he got to talk to you one on one while your cousin fetched her blanket and some toys from her room, he let himself decompress in your presence before she was back to pull him to the dollhouse.
— at the end of the day, you were able to sneak a few pics in here and there, snickering to yourself seeing your cousin doze off in his lap as he slept.
"do not mess with me, himeko! i fight kids over my kids."
"oh my god...the girls are fighting..."
"no, you have to do a girl voice fushiguro, himeko doesn't sound like that."
"yeah, megumi, do your girl voice,"
— he's the master at keeping kids occupied.
— you knew you came to the right person when you asked him to babysit these busy cousins of yours.
— 3 kids, two boys and one girl, all of them equally rowdy and itadori had them wrapped around his finger.
— they followed him every which way, begging him to play fight with them. with their tiny little hands they really knew how to pack a punch, but itadori knew how to take it like a champ.
— he'd also do this thing where he'd pick the boys up and twist them around in all sorts of directions, then plop them down on a fluffy bean bag. he'd modify his twists and turns for their sister though, keeping it a little gentler but still equally rough.
— and then finally when the kids began to wind down, the two of you begin to make them a pizza. and one thing about you and itadori is that you're gonna joke around with each other no matter where you are.
— while you're spreading the pepperoni over the cheese, he's telling you jokes, making you drop the pepperoni haphazardly. he's bringing out all his bangers, making you snort and push him away because you're laughing so hard it hurts.
— this whole day felt so fun, and hearing your laugh was like the cherry on top. he wanted to think that maybe you’d invite him to babysit again. well, hopes you would.
— little do you know, your rowdy cousins hadn't fallen asleep just yet.
— they were watching the two of you flirt so openly in the kitchen, seeings the way yuji looked at you like you put the stars in the sky, and hearing the way you giggled at all of his jokes. the two of you were an open book.
— when their pizza was served and the five of you sat at the table together, they exchanged glances before the onslaught of questions came tumbling out.
— immediately the girl asked if the two of you were dating, and then the two boys asked if you gave him cooties, like the filterless children they are.
— you choked on your pizza and he paused with wide eyes before he was glancing at you for what to say.
— the truth is, both of you had yet to confess to each other, but the signs were very clear. you’d both felt that spark, those butterflies every time they stand close together. it's just the fact that neither of you had mustered the courage to ask the other out yet.
— when you said no they then asked if you were married, which sent you into yet another choking fit.
— when they had finally went to sleep, it was high time that the two of you decided there was something you needed to get off your chests.
"yuji! you're gonna make me drop the pizza!"
"it'll be fine! besides delivery is still an option too,"
"just go to your side of the counter,"
"hmmm, but i'd rather be over here though, if that's ok?"
"do you guys think they're boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"yuck, (y/n)’s a girl so she has cooties."
"yuh huh, because emi gave them to you,"
*emi is the boy’s classmate
— your little brother despises him.
— you’d already brought him over a few times before with shoko and geto, and he got along fine with them but gojo? he can’t stand him for some reason.
— unbeknownst to you, your little brother and gojo have a whole feud going on.
— it may be because your brother feels protective over you, and he senses gojo as a threat. he sees the way gojo looks at you, and gojo may or may not has riled the boy up a few times.
— he loves to see your brother visibly get angry when he hugs you, or when he makes you belly laugh. he 100% smirks at the boy each time he spots him from over your shoulder as his arms wrap around you. it brings a smile to his face he cant lie.
— leave it to gojo to actively beef with an 8 year old, a kid who’s less than half of his age at that.
— but he means business when it comes to you, he wasn’t going to let all the years he’s had a crush on you go to waste, not when he’s finally getting an inkling that you like him back.
— it all happens behind your back though. they’re like the human versions of tom and jerry.
— they tighten up when you come back around, knowing you hate to see them fight. and the moment you leave they’re back at each other throats.
— they always have tight smiles and empty eyes of faux affection towards each other when they’re around you.
— the little boy probably hates gojo more than he hates to see broccoli and asparagus on his plate.
— so you can imagine how he feels when you tell him gojo’s coming over for the day after your parents went on a trip.
— don’t let him see gojo openly flirting with you, because then he has to kick his brotherly instincts into high gear.
— suddenly he reverts back to that little boy you’d known practically all your life, despite being a whopping 10 years older than him.
— the boy knows how to be cute, and there’s no way you’d pick gojo over your cute little brother who just wants you to play minecraft with him on the playstation.
— he immediately reverts back to that little boy you’d watched grow up. and you can’t resist your little brother of course, he’s the cutest kid you’d ever seen. he was your only sibling, for crying out loud.
— and the moment you’re hugging him, promising you’ll play with him, it’s now your brothers turn to smirk at gojo from over your shoulder.
— but two can play that game, and if he goes low, gojo can go even lower. and what your little brother didn’t plan for is that gojo can be just as petty.
— so imagine the face your brother makes when gojo says he’s never played minecraft before with the most melancholic look on his face.
— he goes in on how he’s an only child and he’s never known what it felt like to have siblings before, and how he thinks it’s so cute that you play games with your brother.
— and the incredulous expression that crosses your brothers face when you pass the remote to gojo is almost laughable.
— so when gojo settles next to your brother, smug look on his face as he smiles down at the boy, he knows he’s won.
— you’re well aware that they still don’t like each other, but you like to see them act like it. it’s a little funny to you.
“my sister doesn’t even like you.”
“is that so? then what is this?”
“i don’t know, your ugly face?”
“ha ha, you’re funny. not to your sister, it seems. this is where your sister me kissed me earlier.”
“she wouldn’t do that, you’re lying!”
“what’s going on in there?”
“nothing!” “we’re just bonding!”
— your 5 year old sister has a crush on him.
— the girl adores him, so you can imagine the excitement on her face when she hears that suguru is coming over.
— and he’s naturally a gentleman to both you, your mother, and your little sister so it’s a bit understandable why she likes him so much. hell, everyone in your family loves him, even your dad.
— if she wants to play in his hair, give him a few lopsided braids with berets at the ends, he’ll wait patiently in the tiny seat she forces him to sit on while she works her magic. if she wants to show him the new toy she got for being so good at school, he’s sat listening to her babble about it.
— as soon as suguru comes over, she’s pulling the boy every which way. she may be small, but she’s quite strong for her size.
— however, the moment you’re calling for him, he’s finding a way to gently pry her arms from around him so that he can go sit and be pampered in yours.
— because on those days that he comes over and your parents are there, he knows she’ll be fine on her own, and he usually comes over to see you. but he enjoys the time with your family, considering they’re basically his in-laws. the man has no plans on leaving you, ever.
— however, you’re a little jealous of how much she loves him.
— you’re supposed to be her favorite, the one she runs towards, the one she gets excited to see. you’re her big sister for crying out loud, her only sister at that.
— that used to be you she’d ask for piggyback rides from, you were the one who’d listen when she talked about her day at school, and you were the one who’d sit and get your hair braided.
— and also, that’s YOUR boyfriend, not hers.
— okay, she’s 5, but still.
— slowly, you stop bringing him over.
— instead you start frequently showing up to suguru’s place where gojo lounges for far too long, and to the point where suguru kicks him out for encroaching upon his alone time with you.
— suguru isn’t complaining about your company though, of course. he likes to be alone with you, gives the two of you enough room with no distractions.
— yet, he still sends flowers to your house. one for you, your mother, and of course, your little sister. and you can imagine the sweet little smile on her face when your mother tells her they’re from suguru.
— you love the attention suguru gives her, and of course you would rather him obey her every whim than not. however, you never realized how quick you’d become chopped liver to her.
— those days when it’s just you and suguru babysitting her, she’s begging him to play this game with her, to open this pack of gummies for her, to pour her a cup of juice.
— yes, it’s adorable, and yes, it makes your heart clutch seeing her do a little dance while she eats, or when she patiently waits for him to fetch the juice from the fridge. but those were your jobs before your boyfriend came around.
— and of course, he’s going along with anything she says because he too thinks she’s the cutest thing ever.
— but suguru’s also the type of boyfriend to notice every detail about you.
— so he sees the way you’re sulking at the sight of your little sister completely ignoring you.
— he can’t have that of course, so he devises a plan.
— the next time your sister asks him to do something, he pretends he’s asleep so she’ll have no choice but to ask you to do it for her.
— but it quickly backfires because she ended up going to you to ask if you could wake suguru up, just so he could open her juice box for her. he snorts hearing the exchange.
— one day she’ll grow out of it, one day suguru will be the new chopped liver and she’ll be all about following her sister around once more.
— but for now, she’s stuck asking when’s the next time suguru’s coming over.
“sugu, do you want pigtail or braid?”
“hmm, which one do you like, sweetheart?”
“my sissy taught me to braid, like this one!”
“oh, it’s so pretty, baby. i want one just like that.”
“ok! i get my butterflies, one second!”
“just enjoying stealing my sister, huh.”
“hey, i do what the girl wants.”
— everyone loves brother in-law nanamin, especially your siblings.
— when you and nanami were still dating, everyone was intimidated by him, mostly because he seemed so non-bullshit. but the moment he started bringing toys and treats for your siblings, they were suddenly asking when he was coming by again.
— it was quite obvious from the beginning that nanami would soon become their brother in law nanamin, just by the way he’d tend to you and how well he got along with your family.
— and now that you’re married and living in a two story home with your husband, the twins are always asking to come over.
— and your parents are always seconding that idea, just to get the two of them out of the house.
— and just as much as the twins come over to pester their older sister, they come to also hound your husband over video games he knows little about, and challenge him mentally with their brain rot slang.
— watching them grow up, you knew just how annoying those two could get. so it was a little embarrassing to see them use the same tactics they used on you, on nanami.
— but he knows no better, he just loves that they feel comfortable enough to be attached to his hip. literally.
— if he sits on the couch, they’re flanking both sides of him, watching him play on the nintendo they put in his hands. if he’s in the kitchen cooking something for them, they’re following him around, one asking questions, and the other poking him to see if he’s ticklish.
— a few times you do have to ask them to let up a bit, to give the man some space. sometimes nanami doesn’t mind the attention, but sometimes you can see the exhaust on his face when he comes back from a long day of work, and there the twins are.
— he loves it but sometimes he needs his space.
— just know when he recharges after his shower, get his well needed kisses from you, and he eats, he’s back to keeping the two from splitting his wife’s head in half with their incessant questions and requests.
— his excuse is that you had to deal with this for 12 years, it’s his turn to lift some of that weight from your shoulders.
— if they want to watch a movie, big brother kento is looking for the nearest movie theater with the best seats to take them to.
— hungry? big brother kento can make a mean matsubata sushi that they can’t get enough of.
— if they have a game they want to play, big brother kento tries his hardest to understand that four blocks of wood make a crafting table and somehow 3 blocks of stone and a stick make a sword.
— he’s always learning something new when he’s babysitting your siblings, so much so that they kind of make his brain hurt from the constant flow of information that pours out of them.
— so of course, he has to slip away for a second, just for a little when they’re preoccupied, all so that he can go find you.
— and as always you have your nose in a book, or scrolling on your phone, or you’re in the sun room he had installed for the both of you to lounge in. he sneaks behind you, strong hands wrapping around your waist and immediately you’re melting back into his embrace.
— he’s settling his nose into the crook of your neck, and he’s taking a deep breath before relaxing into you. it’s still your scent and your presence that surely brings him back to life.
— he loves your siblings, he loves your family, they’re his family now too, he adores just about everything that comes with you.
— but he loves his alone time with you more.
— he can hear snickering though, followed by some shuffling and light arguing from behind him. and that’s when he knows he’s been found.
“that’s a spider, they only get you when it’s night time,”
“so i can’t kill it now?”
“you can, but it won’t attack you right now-”
“what’s that sound? what’s a creeper? is it hostile?”
“yeah, you exploded. it happens.”
— he isn’t quite sure what to do when you hand your 7 month old niece to him.
— when you asked him to hep you babysit, he jumped at the opportunity to be with you. it’d be a couple months since the both of you had started dating, so he really wanted nothing more than to be in your presence.
— and he also wanted to make a good impression on your family.
— what he didn’t account for was babysitting to be so hard.
— his first time holding your niece, she burst out into tears.
— he couldn’t see it coming since at first she just stared at him, probably assessing the situation in her tiny mind.
— he tried to make her laugh, his arms awkwardly positioning her in his lap so that she could sit comfortably as he made silly faces towards her.
— but something about him made her face scrunch up as she started turning around to look for her auntie.
— after much trial and error, she’d only let higuruma hold her, if you were sitting directly next to him.
— you guessed she’d grown quite fond of seeing you since you kept her frequently, so that your sister could adjust and take some time to herself and her husband.
— so at the moment, the only people she really liked were you, her mother, and her father.
— but you were determined to get higuruma on that list too.
— you started off small, like letting him feed her while you stood on the side. or watching as higuruma played with her while you sat beside him.
— as much as you tried, your niece would rather stare at him than participate in whatever activity they tried.
— while he waved a rattle toy in the air, she’d only glance at it before going back to full on staring at him with this confused look on her face.
— and if she was in her high chair eating and he was trying to fly the spoon into her mouth, she wouldn’t even open her mouth. no, she’d rather stare at him.
— it seemed like she was trying to figure out just why this man was here instead of her auntie.
— and even though higuruma didn’t show it, he really wanted her to like him as well. because who wouldn’t want to be the baby’s favorite?
— so he did everything you told him she’d like.
— he waved at her when she stared, he’d laugh too if she’d laugh (this only made her stop laughing to stare at him). he fed her when you passed the baby food towards him.
— he’d hold her the way you taught him to, pat her back the way you taught him. everything.
— he wondered how everything came so easily to you.
— if you make a silly face at her, the girl would start belly laughing like it’s the funniest thing she’s seen all day. if you talk to her about your day, she’ll sit there and really look like she’s listening. if you feed her, she’ll do a little dance because the food just tastes that good.
— he likes to watch you interact with her though. it’s a sweet sight he can’t get enough of.
— it’s definitely too early for the two of you think about anything like that, but he wouldn’t mind a kid or two.
— and just when he started to think that he’s better off watching you bond with your niece, she surprises him.
— the girl is just starting to learn how to crawl, so it’s mostly how she gets around on her own. when she gets tired though she rolls on her back and lies there until someone picks her up.
— one day, you’d invited higuruma over once more while you were babysitting. it wasn’t long before you heard soft grunts below where you and higuruma were standing.
— looking down, there she was, crawling towards his feet.
— immediately, you placed a hand on his shoulder, telling him not to move a muscle which only made him freeze as he followed your line of sight. and lo and behold, she stopped at his feet, flopped on her back and started reaching for him to pick her up.
— just when he was about to throw in the towel, the baby proved him wrong.
— now every time she doesn’t see higuruma around, she starts repeating “mimi” which you concluded stands for hiromi.
“babe, i don’t think she likes me,”
“you have to give her time! i promise she’ll come around,”
“but she’s been staring at me since i got here.”
“yeah…i think this is her coming around.”
“how long has it been? i haven’t seen her blink yet.”