A sealion fascinated by The Angel’s visit
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A sealion fascinated by The Angel’s visit
Would you do the NSFW alphabet for Simeon? :3
⛓️Simeon NSFW Alphabet⛓️
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Here you go, anon ^^
CW: light temperature play, light bondage, corruption kink, filth | MDNI!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
ʚ ɞ A sweetheart, of course. Simeon is highly attentive to your needs and is willing to get you whatever you need with very little explanation. He's already coming back with a healthy snack and some water, also running you a warm bath.
I've realized I've never done a female Simeon :P
I did some more poses of her because she's beautiful :(
( I forgot the cute angel wings behind the ears 🥀)
Obey Me Side Characters as Your Boyfriend!
Diavolo
Like Beelzebub, Diavolo has really good puppy dog eyes. You have to avoid his gaze when he’s asking you for something, or it’s hard to say no.
Sometimes he cannot see you if you are right in front of him because of the size of his royal knockers. I am not joking. His melons are truly that luscious.
Diavolo will cradle you in your arms after you had a bad day. He wants to hear every single detail, names if applicable. If it was especially bad, he lays you down in his bed and tucks you in while ushering you to bed.
And when the next day comes, ignore the fact that if any demon had purposely ruined your day either has disappeared or is actively avoiding you.
Diavolo enjoys when you help him escape from the castle for a while and avoid his duties. Yes—please do distract Barbatos whilst he slips out from one of the windows before coming to meet him in the garden.
As much as he likes being free with you, he does not mind sitting at his desk as long as you are by his side.
Diavolo loves taking evening strolls with you and seeing your face bathed in the soft moonlight, painted by the shadows of the trees and flora. Sometimes he will have to pause his movements just to stare at you. Often in this case, you'll end up dragging him along to finish your walk.
He genuinely thinks that you are the cutest thing he has ever seen in his long existence. Kittens with bows on them? BORING. A little chipmunk with stuffed cheeks? YAWNING. Even sweet little angel Luke? SLOPPY. (haha I am kidding about Luke. please do not bomb me)
Diavolo enjoys picking you up and spinning you around. Or honestly just holding you up in his arms. If you seem to be especially cute to him on a specific day, he will pepper your face with kisses until you're squealing at him.
If you are a fan of pickles, he will manage to slip them onto your plate instead. Barbatos pretends not to notice half of the time. The other half... 😟)
You are one of the few people who are able to recognize that while, yes, Diavolo is in fact the future king of the Devildom, he can honestly be quite awkward at times. It started with you noticing him being a little strange during a dinner out with him and the brothers. While the younger siblings were cracking jokes together, Diavolo sat there with a polite, but albeit confused, smile on his face. Then as time went on, you kept noticing all the different times that Diavolo would be mildly gauche when some people would interact in front of him.
This led to you opening a discussion with him about it, and he confessed that sometimes he doesn't understand the pop culture references that people make—or sometimes when someone makes a joke, he doesn't fully understand the punchline.
got too far from the plot, sorry soldiers!
While he does enjoy the fancy parties and galas thrown for him on his birthday, Diavolo prefers the nice wind down time he gets to spend with you after. A nice bubble bath for two before you both slip on comfy pajamas and cuddle in his bed. But, not before giving him a kiss for every year he's been alive. C'moooon, he's not that old, is he?
Barbatos
Barbatos loves to make tea for you when you aren’t feeling well. Or even when you are, to be honest. He just likes being able to do things for you.
Heavy amounts of acts of service. Both that and quality time are his love languages.
Barbatos loves showering and taking baths with you. Being able to take care of you and help you wash off? Already a reward within itself. But if you offer to wash him off in return? His pupils almost turn into literal hearts at the idea.
Barbatos will give you the best massages you’ve ever had in your whole life. You don’t even have to ask for it, as he always just knows when you need it and is there to offer it to you.
Sometimes he will pull up to the HOL just to have you try something he made. He says that he only does it because of how much he trusts your judgement, but if you pay close enough attention you can see how he relishes in peeving off the brothers.
He really likes to take care of you if you couldn’t tell.
Barbatos is pleasantly surprised if you also enjoy metal music and enjoys listening to it with you. He is quite happy to share a guilty pleasure with the person he loves.
While he absolutely despises his tail being touched, he will let you touch it around once per month if it is what you desire from him.
Honestly... he does not call you many pet names, nor is he the biggest fan of them for himself. Though, as with the tail thing, if you wish to call him by a pet name or nick name, he won't stop you from doing so.
Since you two are quite close, you have grown to notice that when Barbatos is hyper focused on something, his nose will slightly twitch. It's a very cute thing to see, almost like a curious little bunny.
You typically have to be one to get rid of all the mice/rats that infiltrate the castle for Barbatos. You are his shining knight in armor.
He literally hires you as a snitch. If Diavolo mentions to you that he’s planning on skipping out of work or better yet—you just happen to catch him in the act, you’ll pull out your D.D.D. to call Barbatos.
While he is not often crazy about physical affection, something about the way your hands feel on him sends shivers up his spine.
You have this strange, innate ability to fluster one of the most composed demons in the entire Devildom. Congrats!
Seriously speaking though, he enjoys your presence. You always manage to ease any stress that his busy lifestyle can bring. He also loves how much joy you bring not only to the brothers, but to most people who meet you.
Simeon
You two constantly have lunch dates together at RAD, and when the weather permits it, you two like to eat outside in the courtyard.
Simeon enjoys every single expression you make. He will make sure to verbalize it to you every time you make a new face he likes.
Though he is God awful at anything to do with technology, he is constantly trying to take pictures of you. His D.D.D. lockscreen is a very blurry photo of the two of you on one of your first dates.
There are also many other blurry photos printed out and contained in a cute little photo album. He keeps it in his desk whenever he needs to cheer himself up or give himself a spark of inspiration to write.
People will come up to Simeon, Luke, and you whenever you are out in public saying how cute of a family you are. Simeon thinks it's the silliest thing and goes along with it.
Luke is really happy when you get together with Simeon. He thinks that you guys are a match made in heaven (haha). And besides, he would much rather have you date Simeon than one of those nasty demon brothers.
For the first year of your relationship, Simeon would not allow you to sleep in his bed with him when you slept over—nor would he sleep in your bed. After pestering him on why, all he said was “temptation”.
Simeon once almost broke his D.D.D. trying to download a “totally legit” and “super cute” set of stickers. You had to sit him down and give him a lengthy lecture on internet safety and what a virus is.
Simeon gets a little flustered whenever you read something he wrote—really hoping he impressed you.
You guys do many different things as dates. It is quite fun to be adventurous with Simeon!
His personal favorite date choice that he does with you is going to an escape room. If you guys beat it, you go to get food to celebrate your win! If you failed to get out in time, you go to get food to make yourselves feel better.
You happen to be one of his biggest muses for writing. Though, you can also be quite the distraction. He finds that if he's thinking of you, or looking at you while writing, that all he puts down on the paper is a giant list of everything that makes you beautiful.
Simeon likes to personally make you your own birthday cake every year. He knows your favorite flavor and the best recipe for it. Or if you aren't a fan of cake, he knows exactly how to make a mouthwatering version of your favorite dish.
He treats you so well!!!!!!!!!!
I am the number one Simeon propaganda spreader. Though you probably don't need me to convince you how wonderful he is.
Back to scheduled programming.
This man loves lounging across your legs or having his head in your lap. And if you started rubbing his head? Oh yeah, he's yours forever.
Solomon
Whenever Solomon feels jealous of your skills, he gets a little pouty over it. Solomon, you’re a grown man… act like it.
He really likes to place his hands over yours while teaching you new spells, guiding your hand motions as you slowly but surely master it.
Solomon likes playing games with you just to watch you win. He gets his own satisfaction at seeing just how talented you are.
His room is always so freezing cold—it gets to the point where you have to bundle up in his clothes and blankets. He totally doesn’t do it on purpose just to get your scent all over his clothes. That would be strange.
And weird.
And it's totally not on purpose.
Right?
You have had to border off the kitchen on multiple occasions so that he wouldn’t be able to make you food.
He has contemplated many times whether or not he could or should find a way to turn you immortal as well. If he ever decided on it, you probably would be the last to find out.
I like to think that it is true that Solomon and Asmo have experimented with stuff together. However, once you and Solomon are in a confirmed relationship, Asmo is one of your biggest supporters.
If you ever wonder why there is a devilgram account with the sole purpose of showing how cute you guys are together, you know who to blame.
Solomon enjoys tickling you at random moments. It is never safe... it's always a battle that you forget that you are fighting until he gets you again.
Solomon forgot about your one-year anniversary, and it did not go well for him. Not only did he have to see you upset, but he also had to deal with the 10 guard dogs (and one chihuahua) of demons and angels you have.
He never forgot one after that. He was a little bit scared to.
Solomon really wants to make a family with you. His biological family was nowhere close to what the word family means, so he wants the opportunity to create one of his own.
And he wants to brag that he bagged you to everyone.
Duh.
Solomon has so much love for you that it physically pains him to see you go home to the HOL instead of Purgatory Hall. He understands you love the brothers; he does. But that doesn’t mean he’s ever going to feel happy about it.
To Solomon, you are a special kind of light that he has not been able to witness in any of the realms. He finds you to be the purest example of what makes humanity good and worth defending.
Ta da! I really wanted to get this out yesterday, but I got super busy. </3 I was going to add Thirteen, Raph, and Mephi but I figured that they could get their own post eventually.
If you have the time could you make a part in the period series with Simeon? Please and thank you 😊
Ohh yes. Imma write a thing. Also, random shoutout to my mom who I just discovered played obey me when I first got it in middle school to make sure it wasn't actually like the shitty ads (seriously what was up with those).
Lucifer | Dia and Barbs | Satan | Mammon
Now, I'm not interested in the "they don't know anything about periods" thing, but demon and angel women don't bleed or cramp for periods, they just get the other symptoms and gain an intense feeling of dread. So the brothers are aware of periods, just not the immense bleeding out and cramping. They also feel the pain through their pacts, because I said so.
Mc sat in Purgatory Hall's living room having arrived early in the morning. They had been wanting to study with Simeon and spend some time with him while Solomon and Barbatos took Luke to the human realm for a cooking convention. It would be nice and peaceful in purgatory hall so there couldn't be a better opportunity for some alone time between the two, even if it was just for studying and hopefully cuddles. At the moment Simeon was preparing tea while Mc brought out textbooks for their Potionology class.
Mc hadn't taken a look at the calendar when they embarked for Purgatory Hall but if they had they'd understand why they weren't feeling so good. Their stomach began to cramp so they curled up to make the pain lessen. Simeon was still in the kitchen when he started to smell Mc's blood. He tensed, he hadn't heard anything crash nor sense anyone break in but the scent was too strong for it to just be small cut from something or other.
Simeon turned off the stove and rushed to Mc. They looked fine all curled up, just uncomfortable. Still, Simeon had to be sure as the scent of Mc's blood had only grown stronger. He's trying his best to be calm for Mc's sake, especially if they are injured.
what is your LEAST favorite stitch?
I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.
reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore
FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.
Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot
Don't you dare malign my girl again
Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently
We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level
"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn
Simeon rarely drinks coffee because it gets him a bit uncharacteristically hyper. He doesn't have a way of expressing that spike in energy apart from pacing around in circles because he's worked very hard to keep his emotions in check/not express agitation. Simeon is, by consequence, a lot more irritable than usual.
He tells MC he prefers tea because he would down the whole pot if they made him Hells coffee and make it everyones problem.
Simeon only and exclusively drinks coffee when he's writing. He's already pretty irritable when interrupted but if you add his coffee tolerance and sleep depravition, you'll suddenly you have a Simeon that could rival Satan in explosiveness.
Luke once made the mistake of checking in on Simeon after he spent a few days straight writing and got a pillow chucked so hard at his face so hard he fell backwards. Solomon came to check on him and Simeon started going off and threw the chair he was sitting on. Raphael had to physically drag him out of his room and had a headache for 2 hours afterwards.
After that he promised not to work for days straight without rest again.
Solomon would tell this story every chance he'd get, much to Simeon's embarrassment. Simeon can't ask him to stop because Solomon did end up bleeding because of the chair. (Minimal damage but it really reminded Solomon of how strong Simeon really is.)
(familial/platonic) missed my boys
Simeon who...
Simeon who…saves all the softest things for you. It’s a subconscious habit at this point. He’ll give you the comfier seats, the cushier pillows, the softer blankets. He thinks you deserve everything good and lovely in this world, and he’ll make sure you get them.
Simeon who…always gives you the biggest pieces. Anytime you split anything, he’s shoving the bigger half of it toward you. He does this with sandwiches, chocolates, pastries, and even drinks. He’s not sneaky about it, either. He’ll try to deny it when you bring it up, but the fond gleam in his eyes gives him away.
Simeon who…gives you a love more pure than you’ve ever felt before. He loves you with his whole heart. He wants nothing more than your happiness. He wants you to grow into the brightest, strongest version of yourself. He wishes nothing toward you but goodness. The body is secondary to him. His love feeds your soul and your mind.
Simeon who…lets himself fall for you. In multiple ways, too. He’d give up anything for you. He’s willingly handing over his heart on a silver platter. Losing his wings barely made him flinch. If being a human means being with you? He’d make every choice he’s ever made all over again, just to reach you.
some fanart of my beloved Simeon ☆彡
Cuddling Up Pt. 3
Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon Pt. 1, Pt. 2, masterlist
Diavolo can’t cuddle you as much as he wants. He can’t be seen hanging off of you in public, or else the nobility would have an absolute fit. He absolutely will sneak away to hold you close, though. No one is going to stop him, either.
He loooooves holding you against his chest. He likes the way your head feels when it’s cradled against him. The same goes for having your head on his shoulder. He’s so strong, but you can feel how gentle and tender he is with you at all times.
You better believe he’s lying down with his head on your stomach at any given opportunity. He loves how comfortable it is, and he loves the fact that you can play with his hair in that position. Also, the little noises your belly makes as it digests food make him laugh.
Barbatos is a lot like Satan in that his go-to method of showing affection isn’t physical. He likes touching you, yes, and he does enjoy a certain amount of cuddling. He’s more of an acts of service guy overall, though.
That being said, he likes being the little spoon, surprisingly enough. He likes the weight of your arms around his waist and your warmth against his back. He’s also a bit of a sucker for belly rubs once you’ve got him all snuggled up.
Like Levi, he likes to wrap his tail around you. This is usually done in lieu of outright cuddling, though. You’ll be standing or lying next to him, and then you’ll suddenly feel the pressure of his tail coiling around your thigh or wrist. It’s both a subtle declaration of love and protection.
Solomon, surprisingly enough, is very clingy and very touchy. He’s just more subtle about it than Mammon. He’s always got a hand on you in some form or another. He’s always ruffling your hair or booping your nose or holding your hand. He can’t help himself!
Solomon is the kind of guy to walk up behind you when you’re talking to someone and hug you from behind. He’ll glance at the person politely and be soo nonchalant about the whole thing that you can’t even complain. He’ll rock you from side to side or whisper jokes in your e ar about what the person’s saying. He can’t help the fact that he wants everyone to know the two of you are together.
He’s very playful when it comes to cuddling. He’ll blow raspberries on your skin, he’ll tickle you, he’ll complain about dead arms, and he’ll be dramatic about getting your hair in his face. It’s all out of love for you and his desperate need to see you smile.
Simeon’s respectful with his cuddles. He always asks if you want to cuddle before snuggling up to you. He’s not picky about how you cuddle, either, as long as he gets to be close to you.
That being said, he really likes it when he’s on his back, you’re on your side, and you have your head on his chest. It makes him feel domestic and loved. He also likes kissing your forehead and the top of your head when you lie on him like that.
He’s always warm, and he’s got a very soothing aura to him. He’s the perfect person to end up snuggled up to at the end of a long day, and he’s always happy to have you so close.
A few simmy pngs 🔥✨️♨️
A bird's morning
♡ Just corrupting Simeon... he’s a virgin when you met and the first time you fuck he swore it was like feeling heaven for the first time, although maybe hell would be more appropriate… The whole experience was overwhelming for him, you possessively marking his body, fucking him like you want to carve his body to fit yours... inside and out. showing him how good it feels, how good all this sinful pleasure feels... even better getting him addicted to it... to you… to the point he begs for it, craves it, wants it... to have him voice all his filthy needs... to absolutely ruin him... and the whole time he tells you how much he loves you… how he’ll always worship you like his personal god… ♡
simeon next for nsfw twt links pls pls pls 🥺
Twitter nsfw links (Simeon)
Here you go, love<33 sorry for being so inactive, I’ve been working on a JJK fic that’s been taking so much from me
He's so pretty it hurts sometimes
idk what's going on with the colors, my phone and computer are showing me completely different results so take a slightly different version under the cut