everybody knows shit FUCK

1991 - they/them - leopard gecko parent - engaged - very queer

[draconym]

I'm lizard sitting and the lizard's kid made sure I taped this picture up on her temporary enclosure.

I didn't expect to find the lizard gazing longingly at it every time I come in to check on her.

[70sscifiart]

Robotic animals by Hajime Sorayama

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

playing games loud as fuck on my mechanical keyboard with my gamer nails

[sapphling]

my gf used to work at five guys and when she’d come home she would stink like cheeseburger and dick me down insane style (minimum wage dick hits different iykyk) and even after she got a better job for like a good year i would get wet every time i walked by a burger place because of the smell

[sapphling]

i love seeing every reblog on this post because virgins inevitably tag it like “this is FREAK BEHAVIOR why would you EVER POST THIS it’s DISGUSTING” and people who fuck tag it like “hell yeah. kinda hot”

[everythingfox]

Sleepy

[syrupmancer]

babe wake up there's an official sequel to the bus meme

[deep down we are the same person]

Source is brazilian artist Genildo on twitter, his donation link is included

[unaloid]

more from the artist:

[shoujoboy-restart]

brazilians are the biggest contributors to the world's meme economy and it's good to see us getting the credit we deserve

[metanarrates]

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

[metanarrates]

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

[metanarrates]

if we don't get a butch court jester in fantasy fiction at some point i WILL riot and this IS a threat

[3liza]

stop doing this

[3liza]

[ptb-composer]

Is this some usa joke? Do yall not like Seattle? In Ireland, it's got an ok perception because of the show, Frasiure.

[jauntyjaguar]

The city has a pretty awful problem with homeless people (that being that there are a lot of them who need help and housing and officials/politicians do very little to help!!!), drugs, and the police force is awful. Also, tech companies moving into the city have caused the housing market and rent to go way up.

It's expensive to live even close to Seattle and not super worth it, but Frasier is still a great show lol

[beardedmrbean]

I believe the word we're looking for is schadenfreude

[sennamaticart]

Joust ⚔

[crazy-brazilian]

[modern-politics111]

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain

Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities

Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities

Organization is involved in a political campaign

Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities

Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990

Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly

Organization failed to file required federal tax returns and forms

Organization engaged in deceptive or improper fundraising practices

Other (describe)

[lostsometime]

to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status.  no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.”  all of those things are super illegal!  if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity!  report their asses!!!!

[ms-cellanies]

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL - REBLOG IT ….. REPEATEDLY

[cricketcat9]

My American followers, please do your part

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[feministism]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

[Description: Tweet from Lucas Brown Eyes: Natives protest the pipeline… States pass laws saying it’s okay to run over protestors. Natives swing a ND Senate seat… they take away their vote. An Indigenous Actress gets an Oscar Nomination… There’s a push to make Oscar qualifications stricter.

I’m noticing a pattern. End description]

“They take away their vote.”

Wait – WTF?!?!?!?

[hey-bobert]

Oh yeah. In North Dakota you can’t vote if you don’t have a physical address and most people who live on reservations use PO boxes bc their roads and houses aren’t on mail routes. This was literally done last year specifically to disenfranchise native voters.

[willgrahamscock]

“willgrahamscock: big in hannibal”

[cabinsoda]

"Never lose hope, be persistent and stubborn and never give up.

There are many instances in history where apparent losers suddenly turn out to be winners unexpectedly,

so you should never conclude all hope is lost."

- Theodore John Kaczynski

[justneckbeardthings]

[types-of-infinity]

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

[monkeywiki]

you wish you were these kids