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USLHS Keepers cap from WA c1920 by the Maritime Exchange Museum

I like that all the leiutenants on the terror seem like they would be fairly easily lead into a pyramid scheme. alternate version of events where hickey gets them all trying to sell time shares in oahu and that's what makes crozier finally lose it

lesbianaglaya

#crozier calling them to the wardroom and being like. 'now im not naming names. but it seems some among us are buying property in oahu#from i understand a caulkers mate called mr. hickey. now i want to be clear. mr. hickey does not have property in oahu to sell'#hodgson who has spent the equivalent of his prize money on the venture: sir he said--i have heard from the men--he has a cousin in oahu#with a vast seaside swath of property who is itching to sell#crozier: mr. hickey has no such cousin.#irving who has likewise spent an outrageous sum: sir--i have heard from the men--mr hickeys cousin has a struggling parish which only needs#the guiding hand of a godly man--men--with a head for numbers to improve it. and--some of the men--have purchased this chapel. together.#crozier: mr. hickeys cousin has no such parish lieutenant irving i assure you. it seems mr hickey has very keenly judged#what would best persuade your men to invest in this venture.#little defeafed but hopeful: sir i have heard-from some of the men-mr hickeys cousin has a parcel of land ideal for grazing and riding horse#s. might that be possible captain#crozier vexed and utterly baffled: in what other way can i say that mr hickey does not have and has never had cousin in oahu#the terror (via @mortuarybees)

im in tears

#the terror #the terror shitposting

armadillorollup

love that show. the error.

nobodyhorse

my men often say at me “whsssh shhh wssh.” later on i find out they were actually just the ocean surrounding my raft, and my men have long since passed.

#could this be #the terror #in a sense….

dionevogler

guiltfactory

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

carlottagiudicellivevo

#I thought of them with the original #and this is just perfect #fitzier #the terror

5nov202-deactivated20210826

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

neomegaram

robertfagden

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

dedicatedfolloweroffashion

There’s so much that has been said on the symbolism of his clothes being too big for him which is so right and very well put but I just want to add that it looks like he’s just started year 7 and his mum has bought him a blazer three sizes too big that he’ll “grow into”

#the terror #cornelius hickey