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     ° ✦ – “i know what it means, silly. i was just sayin’. i like to call myself cupid, you know? i can just… spot these kind of things. i knew you were in love with me the first time you ever filmed with me. whips ‘n chains aren’t everything you know. have you ever heard that song slow motion by trey songz? my personal sexual desires are a ‘lil like that. okay, but i don’t want pictures. i want videos.”

[jaxbby]

“It’s true, the moment you opened your legs I knew you were the one. 'Course I have. He’s basically just talking about oral and taking it slow, isn’t he? Personally a big fan of both, so you’re not completely alone. You’re fuckin’ bossy, aren’t you? You’ll take what I send you and you’ll like it, thank you very much.”

[cockholmsyndrome]

[lechcry-blog]

          “ — i may or may not have gone to build-a-bear this morning to get an ewok. i also may or may not have come out of there with a chewy and bb-8, too… and a few weird looks from parents who recognized me. ”

[jaxbby]

“They were probably just lookin’ at you weird ‘cause you were a twenty-something year old with a bunch of stuffed animals.”

[ofcwinnie-deactivated20160515]

° ✦ – “the shade? what were ya planning to ask me out in five minutes? don’t lie, we all know the answer. it’s not hate sex – i’m just… more of a vanilla girl. i’m lame, i know. okay, well at least tape it or somethin’ so i can enjoy it as well.”

[jaxbby]

“Yeah, s’a dumb American word. Means you were calling out some poor bloke for making you hate all porn stars. You caught me, Lu, it was love at first sight. Well, I already knew that when you said you joined mouse mingle. But what are you into if not whips ‘n chains? ‘Cause that’s the impression I was getting. Alright, don’t be alarmed if you get spontaneous nudes from me, because you asked for it.”

[privilcge]

♚ ; — “what a genius idea. i can’t believe i didn’t think of it first.”

[jaxbby]

“Alright, no need for sarcasm. I’ve heard white wine counteracts red wine stains, but I’ve never tried it myself. Worth a shot, though.”

[ofcwinnie-deactivated20160515]

° ✦ – tallulah made her way into his dressing room swiftly as she shut the door behind her. seeing jayme sitting on the couch, a smirk came to her lips. the blonde stood in front of him with her hands on her hips. “do you always do this before you go on set?” she asked him with an arch in her brow as her gaze met his. tallulah made her way through his dressing room, looking at herself in the mirror and fixing her hair a bit. when she was finished she took a seat next to jayme and looked at him. “why thank you.” a smile forming on her lips as she spoke each word. “i love that you say that, specially since you haven’t seen the whole lingerie piece.” she said as her fingers crawled underneath his robe letting her hand sit upon his thigh. “do you suppose i should fluff you before we go on set?” she asked, meeting his gaze as her hand made its way up his thigh.

[jaxbby]

“Pretty much,” Jayme confirms, moving over to make room for the petite blonde to sit next to him. He runs his tongue across his lips, making no attempt to hide his curiosity. “D’you always sneak into your costars dressing rooms before you go on set?” he teases, but he doesn’t actually care about her answer. He’s more interested in whatever’s underneath her robe (not that he hasn’t seen Tallulah naked before). “Is it a surprise or are you going to show me?” he asks, a large hand moving up the back of her robe to skim over the lacy material. She makes his job easy, almost too easy. “Only if I’m allowed to return the favor,” he murmurs, fingers dipping below the back of her panties and squeezing gently.

[privilcge]

♚ ; —- “you wouldn’t happen to know how to get red wine stains out of carpet, would you?”

[jaxbby]

“Get a new carpet.”

[jaxbby]

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[ofcwinnie-deactivated20160515]

° ✦ – “of course. there is no way in hell i would date anyone here. i’ve made that mistake once. stop coming to my videos, ya ‘lil nasty.”

[jaxbby]

“Damn, the shade. I at least hope the hate sex is good. I would say make me but that’s too cliché, so I’m just gonna say no.”

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[jaxbby]

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[kirbbbyftw-blog]

“I just got back from doing a shoot. My ass is really sore, can someone rub it?”

[jaxbby]

“Me rubbing your ass will probably lead to somethin’ that’s gonna make your ass more sore, so that may not be the wisest idea.”

[oferotics]

❝ — “it should definitely be. i definitely need help around. i have no idea where anything is. the jacuzzi and minibar sounds like something i need in my life.”

[jaxbby]

“I’ll show you as long as you promise not to be that person who pisses in the jacuzzi or takes the last of something in the minibar and doesn’t bother replacing it, ‘cause I know where you’re living and I will kill you. M’Jax, by the way.“

[skinnedtight]

“ yes i just had a shoot and might have all sorts of ickiness on this cape but i’m going to wear it all day without regrets. ”

[jaxbby]

“That’s one way to make a fashion statement, I s’pose.”

[ofcwinnie-deactivated20160515]

° ✦ – “it’s a dating and park pal site for disney fans. that’s how sad i am, really. although, i’ve been getting a bunch of winks coming my way. i’m flattered.”

[jaxbby]

“So you’re lookin’ for an actual relationship? In that case, you’d be best to tell the truth when it comes to your career. They’ll find out eventually, your videos aren’t exactly hard to come by. God, I could make so many dirty jokes right now.”

[sidewalkshq]

“Yes? Bunny like the little fluffy animal. I’ve been called bunny before, it’s cute. Stop questioning me. Sure you didn’t. I’m not sure winning a cum eating contest is something you should be proud of. Yeah, they definitely did. People are curious about this shit. There are different types of researchers anyway. Cancer researchers, and then like…sperm researchers”

[jaxbby]

“That’s because you’re sweet and adorable, it suits you. Doesn’t suit me. It was a hypothetical contest, I didn’t actually win it. But thank you for reminding me that all of my talents are useless in the real world. You have ruined my day and my hard-on. Actually, you’ve only ruined my day, I forgot that I like being trash-talked. Where did you read this? And more importantly, why were you reading when you could’ve been doing better things-- like me.”

[jaxbby]

@jaxxxlondon: drink drank drunk

[ohnoethan]

“I aim to please, what can I say?” Chuck had a small quirk of a smile. “You didn’t take me for the type? Now I’m curious to know why.”

[jaxbby]

“You come off as kinda shy, I dunno. Wouldn’t have thought you were so adventurous. But I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, that was my bad.”