Birds aren't real and neither am I

Jax, 23, She/Her

[wowitsmetaylor]

Damn, they got Temporal Tower.

[boooklover]

“You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making.”

Robert Jordan, The Shadow Rising

[dspressed]

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[baejax-the-great]

Hades: I love both my children equally

~earlier that day~

Hades: I don't care for Zagreus

[bogleech]

I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

[persephonehades0615]

Hades: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Persephone: *smiles*

Hades, breathless: oh my god.

[persephonehades0615]

Persephone: Who hurt you?

Hades: Do you want a list?

Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.

[spider-starry]

Look at my baby telling Zeus to go fuck himself!! I love my fucking queen!!

[ladyofpomegranates]

Jonathan Sims, you know, the archivist?

[thisismytrashok]

staff: so...

staff: a very willful, suave and sharp witted male anime character...standing out by personifying an unique type of handsomeness... Badass af... Smh questionable bc of their mysterious aura or unethical actions... Confident in their abilities and won't take shxt from anyone...

staff: ...Guess we need-

suwabe junichi: me. you need me.

the anime industry always needs suwabe junichi.

[lilligan]

Every. Single. One. Of their faces. Is corresponding. To the tumblr post.

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[tahthetrickster]

whoa… the ancient philosophical quandary has at last been answered… he can has cheezburger

[geritsel]

Frederic Edwin Church - A mixed bag of oil paintings and preliminary studies of icebergs. Better have a good look, they may be the last you ever get so see…

[thefrogbakery]

The Admiral fan club

[hellomelancholic]

Jon: statement of a bitch-ass boyfriend stealing divorce man hamfuck motherfucker regarding his activities as a massive bitch

Peter Lukas: um, just Peter Lukas and his interactions with the lonely would be fine...

Jon: no. Fuck you. Statement begins.

[lovehorror]

there’s something very compelling about storyteller characters narrating their own demise

[ghost quartet, usher pt.3 / the magnus archives, MAG 160: the eye opens]

[stolen-stardust]

i’d never expect my long love of GQ to cross over with my incredibly recent love of TMA but goddamn i sure am happy it did!!