🦇𖤐Jaxper Baphomet (Lucifer)𖤐🦇

💍🩷💚Whimsy💚🩷💍 ♡Yandere Vampire Husband (and occasionally Wife)♡ Transmasc Intersex Gaybian 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him/vamp 🔞MDNI🔞

[feebeeandjelly]

in another life

[445ties]

yes this is a repost Just laugh at me will you

[jaxperlarsson]

I love splitting because I am so emotionally drained and feel like my fp has been ignoring me all day even though ik she's just watching YouTube 🫩

[jaxperlarsson]

Cigarettes After Sex? Nah, Cinnamon Toast Crunch (I'm asexual and also very allergic to nicotine) ((I'm also obsessed with cereal))

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[jaxperlarsson]

Friendly reminder that mermaids would be fat! Due to the ocean's temperatures, they would need a significant amount of blubber to stay warm, just like a whale!

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Step brother help I'm stuck in another state far away from you @jaxperlarsson

[jaxperlarsson]

I did get stuck with the "would you still love me if.." wife

Would I change that? Fuck no

I love her no matter what, even if they're a worm, if she's a frog, or anything else her little autistic brain comes up with (I'm autistic too)

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

This makes me feel better about everything and also like I should cry a lot /pos

I just wanna be perfect for you, I want everything about me to be ideal and I get scared when it's not all up to standard 👉👈

[jaxperlarsson]

Well I love you no matter what baby ❤

You will always be ideal to me in every way

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

I rubbed myself off to porn about funnybunny this morning and it was delightful and it felt amazing :(

[jaxperlarsson]

And that's gonna stop me from loving you how?

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Not even a little bit... 🥺 ?

[jaxperlarsson]

Nope

In fact, I love you even more

Because it was to something of us and that's what's important to me ❤

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Stop why is that so sweet 🥺

[jaxperlarsson]

YIPPEE (for original and tags)

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Some people say many unplatonic things about my husband but I'm the one who gets to be fucked by him and gatekeep his genitals and I think that means something.

[jaxperlarsson]

Very true 🗣️

Plus you're the only one I'm interested in

[monstromnia]

" Daddy's got you, I promise. "

[moonlightcrusader]

*looks at bowl of onions and wipes my eyes* hey- would you get out of here?!

*sobs*

[jaxperlarsson]

STOP HITTING ME RIGHT IN THE DADDY ISSUES

[jaxperlarsson]

I did get stuck with the "would you still love me if.." wife

Would I change that? Fuck no

I love her no matter what, even if they're a worm, if she's a frog, or anything else her little autistic brain comes up with (I'm autistic too)

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

This makes me feel better about everything and also like I should cry a lot /pos

I just wanna be perfect for you, I want everything about me to be ideal and I get scared when it's not all up to standard 👉👈

[jaxperlarsson]

Well I love you no matter what baby ❤

You will always be ideal to me in every way

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

I rubbed myself off to porn about funnybunny this morning and it was delightful and it felt amazing :(

[jaxperlarsson]

And that's gonna stop me from loving you how?

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Not even a little bit... 🥺 ?

[jaxperlarsson]

Nope

In fact, I love you even more

Because it was to something of us and that's what's important to me ❤

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Some people say many unplatonic things about my husband but I'm the one who gets to be fucked by him and gatekeep his genitals and I think that means something.

[jaxperlarsson]

Very true 🗣️

Plus you're the only one I'm interested in

[jaxperlarsson]

I did get stuck with the "would you still love me if.." wife

Would I change that? Fuck no

I love her no matter what, even if they're a worm, if she's a frog, or anything else her little autistic brain comes up with (I'm autistic too)

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

This makes me feel better about everything and also like I should cry a lot /pos

I just wanna be perfect for you, I want everything about me to be ideal and I get scared when it's not all up to standard 👉👈

[jaxperlarsson]

Well I love you no matter what baby ❤

You will always be ideal to me in every way

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

I rubbed myself off to porn about funnybunny this morning and it was delightful and it felt amazing :(

[jaxperlarsson]

And that's gonna stop me from loving you how?

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Some people say many unplatonic things about my husband but I'm the one who gets to be fucked by him and gatekeep his genitals and I think that means something.

[jaxperlarsson]

I did get stuck with the "would you still love me if.." wife

Would I change that? Fuck no

I love her no matter what, even if they're a worm, if she's a frog, or anything else her little autistic brain comes up with (I'm autistic too)

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

This makes me feel better about everything and also like I should cry a lot /pos

I just wanna be perfect for you, I want everything about me to be ideal and I get scared when it's not all up to standard 👉👈

[jaxperlarsson]

Well I love you no matter what baby ❤

You will always be ideal to me in every way

[jaxperlarsson]

I did get stuck with the "would you still love me if.." wife

Would I change that? Fuck no

I love her no matter what, even if they're a worm, if she's a frog, or anything else her little autistic brain comes up with (I'm autistic too)

[spaceboba0506]

Hey lover 💕✨