cyrus’s cave

hi I'm cyrus I like my chemical romance and musical theatre and house md

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[novacm-deactivated20260406]

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

[sonicmovieupdates]

Just found these pictures of some of the costumes for Sonic 3 and Knuckles and a video on how they made the glove for one of the Sonic 3 costumes by blaidonprops from Instagram.

[luna-azzurra]

On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

[pollyjean]

before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?

[jhellybozo]

Just wanted to share this one early, I got commissioned by the lovely @lalalaurieart to draw some emerald stuff 💚

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[femmef4il-deactivated20260202]

how it felt to ship a rarepair or anything that wasn't nisha and spacedolls in the 2024 ride the cyclone fandom

[vancsssa]

perfectdolls... oscha...

[jaxxiwaffles]

sugarlamb...

[pixellpurrs]

Depressed 7th grade theater kids these days aren't listening to Be more chill and I think that's just wrong. It's like going through seventh grade without the seventh grade experience

[stimpry]

bmc drawings from a magma

[bachelor-buttons]

[blackleatherjesster]

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

[strangehorse]

has any song ever gone harder than sweet transvestite tho

[strangehorse]

i am watching rocky horror picture show for the first time so i might as well liveblog it

so far brad is quite incredibly useless. it’s incredible.

[strangehorse]

question: how attractive am i meant to find frank-n-furter? because i feel like the answer is ‘not as much as i do’

[strangehorse]

local man born thirty seconds ago immediately begins elaborate song routine about how he wishes he was dead. relatable content 

[strangehorse]

i’m convinced mary shelley would have loved this 

[strangehorse]

wait what the fuck?? what th fuck??

did meatloaf just drive out of a freezer????

[strangehorse]

WITH A SAXOPHONE????

[strangehorse]

frank-n-furter just murdered a man because only they are allowed to do solos. gotta respect that artistic integrity.

[strangehorse]

“yes i’m afraid so”

he tried it with BOTH of them???? what a fucking power move

[strangehorse]

fucking riffraff cockblocking brad and frank??? completely unfair. very cruel. not acceptable. let rocky wander naked outside in the rain, he’s fine. 

[strangehorse]

‘i’d only ever kissed before’

well that’s just not true, is it, janet. nobody randomly fucks a spooky man in a corset in a tent for their first time. come on.

also can she please put a shirt on? i’m finding it very hard to focus on like. plot. or whatever. she has very nice rockies.

[strangehorse]

OH SHIT THE OTHER SCIENTIST IS HERE IT’S ALL KICKING OFF

[strangehorse]

did they just drive his wheelchair through a brick wall

[strangehorse]

the way that scary sexy lady bangs the gong and cries ‘dinner.. is served!’ and then stands there looking so incredibly proud of herself for like five full seconds until she’s acknowledged is like. that’s truly a mood right there.

[strangehorse]

that awkward moment when you accidentally killed someone’s nephew and you’re sitting around with a party hat on trying to ignore it

[strangehorse]

oh what the fuck frank!!! literally what the fuck!!! why do you have a coffin under the dining table! why is there a body there! frank!! come on!! the people were enjoying dinner!

frank!!!!!!

[strangehorse]

frank’s an alien?????????

this… should probably not be as shocking to me as it is

[strangehorse]

HE TURNED THEM INTO STATUES???????????

[strangehorse]

btw as far as i’m concerned the musical numbers in this film are 100% diagetic. i will not be convinced otherwise. 

[strangehorse]

wait they split a brain between two people? they split a brain? transylvania is a planet? 

this film has two modes: no plot for forty minutes and forty minutes of plot in thirty seconds

[strangehorse]

‘they had both tasted… forbidden fruit’ is a nice way of saying ‘both had ole frank stick it in ‘em’

who even IS this guy

[strangehorse]

this is literally the only valid remaking of frankenstein

[strangehorse]

once again, i have no idea what’s happening, but i am most certainly into it

[strangehorse]

frank is so consistently extra

honestly a role model (except for the, uh… murder)

[strangehorse]

where did he get a POOL?

[strangehorse]

is now a good time to admit i did not realise they had been eating eddie until i read the wikipedia page 

i guess it’s just like that sometimes

[strangehorse]

when did the professor get stockings and heels? is that just something that happens with exposure to frank-n-furter? do you like, wake up one day and suddenly you’re in full drag and can’t do anything about it?

[strangehorse]

“I can explain!” and he whispers in their ears

i honestly thought he was telling them he loved them or to hide or something

no, he was just giving them lighting and sound instructions

we stan a legend

[strangehorse]

again, a surprisingly canonical adaptation of frankenstein here

had victor been murdered by his fellow aliens, that is

[strangehorse]

the castle just flies up and into space because of course it does

[strangehorse]

aaaaaaaaand it’s over!!!

i honestly did not think i would enjoy that as much as i did

but i really really liked it

i’m hopefully gonna go see it in my city for halloween and i’m going to be really disappointed if everyone isn’t crossdressing and yelling stuff at the screen

[the-haiku-bot]

i honestly did

not think i would enjoy that

as much as i did

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jaxxiwaffles]

Holy balls this is the best thread on this app

[sunnyirry]

Just John and me forever eternally,

Jane doe

[ribbonpaci]

do any of you gen z or millennial tinies remember computer lab days in elementary school?

getting told you’re going to the computer lab, being told you’re ONLY allowed to play educational games, and then in the last 15 minutes of class you’d get free time, and you ALWAYS took that as an opportunity to play kid pix!!!

so crazy to me that kids in school nowadays just.. have computers. computer lab day was so special to us!

[jaxxiwaffles]

I confessed to the girl I like and she gave me a chocolate bar what does this mean for me

[fuzzybeesknees]

2025 feels like the boat scene from the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory