Enter the Nerd

Hi! Here is the home of a colossal geek with a preference for superheroes, anime, literature, and mythology. Unapologetically shippy with a reel of fanfic views as proof~ Enjoy!

[danithewhich]

As much as HBO/MAX can go fuck itself, high school Dani is VERY happy this mofo is back in her life again XD (Also, I am now realizing that this is the start of my Andriod/Human shipping record...)

[calumsash]

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[anexperimentallife]

[commander-spaceboy]

DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danithewhich]

Am I the only motherfucker on the Internet who loves Wolverine, especially Hugh Jackman's portrayal of the character, who is NOT excited about the Deadpool movie? Fuck you Feige, you are not going to fool me.

The trailer looks fun. The characters look great. HOWEVER, the MCU is not the beacon of character-driven story it once was. I literally don't trust them to make a movie that isn't self-masterbation of the mess that their GREEDY, CAPITALISTIC, and OVERBEARING BOTTOM LINE created.

Tell a fucking story. Take a fucking risk. Take on a handful of writers and producers and directors.

Stop using the popularity of Deadpool and Wolverine as the veneer for your bloated mess of a franchise.

- Sincerely, a former fan of the MCU (Since Ironman 2008)

[thisisworsethanitlookslike]

I’d watch that

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[bunny-banana]

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

[ceekari]

It's a lot easier to prevent cramps from getting bad than to stop them once they already are. Take the medicine sooner and use the heating pad sooner rather than later.

[krakensdottir]

This is true of pain medication for ANY condition. My mom drilled this into me back when she worked as an O.R. nurse: Do not wait until the pain is bad. If you know it’s going to be, get ahead of it. First cramp? Medicate now. Twinges of a headache? Medicate now. Pulled your back and you know you’ll feel it later? Medicate NOW.

[neomikey]

^

[teethapocalypse]

look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin

[danithewhich]

Me, to my husband: Hey, gotta wake up at 4:45 am to take my mom to get cataract surgery.

My Husband, who knows how narcissistic my mom can be: Man, she is going to owe you, like food. Or a childhood.

Me: Food is more likely 🤣

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[hey-scully-itsme]

worst thing about free time is deciding what to do with it. it is a travesty that it is impossible to knit, draw, write, read, watch a movie, listen to podcasts, and play a video game all at the same time

[thyrell]

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

[toskarin]

admittedly my understanding of las vegas may be a bit distorted by only seeing it in movies and also when people complain about it online, but it seems that it's some kind of city-sized torture device where the spectre of advertising is ritualistically summoned into an orb in the middle of a very hot desert and then it attacks everyone living there all of the time while they gamble to keep their mind off it

[toskarin]

doesn't seem like a real place is all. seems a little heavy handed.

[toskarin]

just clicked around on google street view for a minute and had to close it because I saw a parking lot so large it started to bend over the horizon and touched both sides of the panorama

[elspethdixon]

This is what the edge of Las Vegas looks like from the air. The entire city is sitting in the middle of a hundred square miles or more of empty desert. There are barely even any suburbs, just empty space and scorpions.

Around it, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Las Vegas is designed like it was made for a video game

[maculategiraffe]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

[danithewhich]

Sandor Clegane Headcanon

So, I remember in the early days of ASOIAF/GOT shipping, a lot of fanfic writers used Roman Reigns (the WWE wrestler) as their headcanon Sandor Clegane:

Listen, I am not opposed to this. The man is GORGEOUS. But recently, someone else has taken over my headcanon for Sandor Clegane... May I present, Drew McIntyre (also WWE wrestler):

Like. COME ON! Btw, he is billed at 6' 5" and is SCOTTISH. BRB, I am DECEASED. Please Sansan community, join me in the fuckery.

[athena-noctua-bubo]

I will totally join in this Fuckery @danithewhich Hairy chest trump bare ones in my opinion. He's also got a fierce "Don't fuck with me glare" going for him. Thank you for sharing.

[danithewhich]

Yeeesssssss! I just want him to carry me bridal style, so I can snuggle into his chest 😂