wut

just a lot of stuff that makes me lulz

[midnight-femme-deactivated20201]

“oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke 

[carpebutts]

me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”

[thebelchers]

[thethiefandtheairbender]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[insomniac-arrest]

brah

[postilionstruckbylightning]

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

[twitblr]

This Woman Is Immortal

[infected]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[senoritaimperfecta]

ARTHUR SAYS GAY RIGHTS!!

[senoritaimperfecta]

For anyone wondering why buster is dressed like that for a wedding 

[ithelpstodream]

[crazy-pages]

To quote Jesus when asked about whether attractive women could be to blame for adultery: “If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out”.

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[zodiac-signs-nonsense]

This might not be zodiac oriented but I think we all need a little magic in our lives.

[stevenb1987]

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

[shensation]

ITS BACK

[crackingskullz-deactivated20191]

and frog

[costumersupportdept]

every few months I show this to someone new.

[costumersupportdept]

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

[costumersupportdept]

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

[liberal-memes]

[ruinedcutie]

be with a “have you eaten yet?” type of boy

[thegoodvybe]

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[machineestmoncoeurgifs]

[devinwillow]

iPhone sneak peek of Torrie Blake in White Sands. Can’t wait to get my film back from these shoots!

[humorblr]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[dialmformags]

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame​)

[stars-n-lighthouses]

I actually think this is exactly the point of the scene. Warner clearly thinks of Marilyn as gorgeous but dumb and Jackie as smart but less sexy. But we’re in this movie from Elle’s point of view. And Elle doesn’t understand Warner’s implication here because, to her, both these women are successful and beautiful and amazing. The only difference is one is blonde and the other is a brunette. 

This scene isn’t trying to make Elle look stupid, because the point of the movie is that she’s not. She’s just incredibly, unabashedly feminine. And Elle’s way of thinking here is right. The main difference between Marilyn and Jackie, that Warner would know of and therefore could be alluding to, that is also something Marilyn and Elle have in common with each other, is their hair colour. 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

This is also a great point because people like to think Marilyn Monroe was vapid and dumb due to her film roles but she was actually incredibly intelligent and also just a great person all around, just like how Elle might seem dumb but is able to get into law school on her own merit. Neither should be underestimated!