man idk

idk man, just an emo dude with too much free time. i reblog way too many posts a day they/them

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[anukfilli]

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

[therosielord]

This is exactly what trying to do normal stuff while having a depressive episode feels like

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Girl okay

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The parodies are arriving

[aleespace]

[shyyren]

op i hope you don't mind but i made this gif non-looping and it has been sending me into hysterics every time i think about it

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

[lady-of-math-and-rope]

"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."

"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[gemstone-gynoid]

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

[kisseism]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[fandaniel]

what the fuck

[fandaniel]

been in my head for days

[nyanletnest]

[targetedknowledge]

[trashcangimmick]